Definitions by uttam maharjan

yes boss 

a person who excessively butters up his/her boss to win favour; an obsequious toady or sycophant.

The CEO always has a bunch of yes bosses dangling around him.

yes boss by uttam maharjan February 18, 2010

teleducation 

a television program intended to meet educational requirements of viewers; a literacy campaign that is broadcast on TV so as to educate viewers.

Have you watched the teleducation program on your TV?

teleducation by uttam maharjan February 17, 2010

NTFL 

No time for love. Used of or by those who prefer work or a career to a love affair.

I cannot accept your love proposal because I have NTFL.

NTFL by uttam maharjan February 17, 2010

marriagectomy 

(used humorously) a divorce; also called nuptialectomy.

The wife felt extremely traumatized after her marriagectomy from her husband.

marriagectomy by uttam maharjan February 17, 2010

distalk 

a condition in which two talkative women meet by chance and try to continue talking at the same time, often trying to outdo the other without trying to listen to what the other is talking about, thus resulting in a babel that is incomprehensible to the other. May also be used of upwards of two garrulous women but the end result will be the same- just gibberish

When two or more talkative women meet, there will be no talk, just distalk.

distalk by uttam maharjan February 17, 2010

he-woman

a macho woman; a very strong woman showing no effeminate signs.

She is a he-woman.

he-woman by uttam maharjan February 17, 2010

theophilia 

an imaginary act of having sex with a divine being. The mere mention of this dang act is, definitely, profane or blasphemous and is liable to worldwide condemnation by both theological and non-theological circles.

How dare you mention the word theophilia in your article? Aren't you afraid of being not only harshly panned but also harshly punished everywhere you go?

theophilia by uttam maharjan February 16, 2010