uttam maharjan's definitions

alternative sex

The act of having simulated sex with objects such as dolls, machines, bedding or anything else. One resorts to such a kind of sex when one feels a sex urge but cannot find a partner to satisfy it.

I think alternative sex is a sexual perversion.

by uttam maharjan February 19, 2010

sync-sing

to sing synchronously and in tempo with with a song being played.

He has a habit of sync-singing. Whenever he hears his favourite song being played, he cannot help but sing the same song synchronously and in tempo.

by uttam maharjan August 22, 2010

masterbrain

a talented person who make a plan for an undertaking, project or mission.

Who is the masterbrain behind this horrendous bombing?

by uttam maharjan July 19, 2010

bio-capacity

the capacity to survive as possessed by living organisms.

If an animal loses bio-capacity gradually, it may get extinct.

by uttam maharjan October 17, 2011

Freetonian

1. one who hails from Freetown, the capital of Sierra Leone.
2. Relating to Freetown; of the kind or style prevalent in Freetown.

1. Those who live in Freetown are called Freetonians or Freetowners.
2. I have no knowledge of Freetonian history.

by uttam maharjan November 9, 2011

Tex-Mex

relating to a blend of Texan and Mexican cultures or cuisines.

Let's visit the Tex-Mex eatery.

by uttam maharjan October 3, 2010

hermetic vagina

a vagina with so narrow a vulva that even air, in jocular parlance, cannot enter.

His wife has a hermetic vagina and so he has not had sex with her for donkey’s years. Still, he has not divorced her.

by uttam maharjan February 3, 2012