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N

Abbreviation for Newton, the SI unit for force. A Newton is a derived unit (kg x m / s^2)

Weight is not measured in kilograms, it is measured in Newtons. That is because weight is a measurement of force while kilograms are used to describe mass.

by Urban Dictionary November 1, 2004

Jiz

Spurm;Cumshot

Slang for saying u had a cumshot or spurm being relesed from your penis

I jizzed in her eye after I analed her

by Urban Dictionary March 9, 2005

wenzeled

1. Defrauded by an Internet seller.
2. Publicly outed as fraudulent person of low character.

"Hey, wanna buy some bran new gears for your truck?"
"LOL ok, here's $115"
"Now I want $140 for used gears out of my 2WD truck"
"Oh snap! I just got wenzeled!"

by Urban Dictionary November 13, 2005

Shart

when you think you have to fart and you shit your pants hahah.

I drank to much one night and had the runs the next day, i was on the internet and i thought i was farting and sharted my pants.what a shart of a day!

by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2009

kittrell

Someone who is very outgoing and loves their friends all the time. Scared of things at times, but triumphs them when they have inspiration. Someone who is very good at their talent, but shouldn't get a big head about it. Someone who believes in love and falls in love easily. Someone who has mixed emotions. Keep your Kittrell close to you. He probably loves you and will do anything for you. Kittrell you are an inspiration to us all

Kittrell is very outgoing
Kittrell can be my baby daddy

by UrBaN dIcTiOnArY October 10, 2013

hobosexual

A person who is in high school but looks like they are 40 years old. They generally wear the same jacket everyday, ripped sweatpants, and rarely shave or get their hair cut;giving them the appearance of a hobo.

Yo Dave is such a hobosexual.

by Urban Dictionary June 11, 2006

smoking dick for comfort.

Something the Florida Gaydors football team, as well as the Florida State and Miami Hurricanes football teams and their fans do when they lose - they smoke dick.

After the Florida Gaydors as well as the Florida State Seminoles lost their bowl games, and the Miami Hurricanes didn't even make a bowl game, they found solace in smoking dick for comfort.

by Urban Dictionary February 20, 2008