ur mom's definitions

queef muffin

a vaginal fart that smells like shit!

u fuckin queef muffin!!

by ur mom April 7, 2005

quyen

very hot girl

quyen is hot

by ur mom December 12, 2003

stag

Australian for a hard on, erection or whatever you want to call it

Oh man that porn gave me the biggest stag

by Ur MOM May 13, 2005

Epkwxr

One zesty chick who can be a blast to be around once she has consumed a small amount of caffine, preferably in the form of coffe... zebra... double shot...

Me, the coolest coffee-drinking, hyper-active, your mom-saying, lost calling-calling, hyphen-utilizing Amber this side of the galaxy!!

by ur mom April 5, 2004

shank

to run up behind someone and yank there pants down, underoos and all.

Eww, Dave got shanked.

by Ur MOM May 13, 2005

bounced the shizzle off the hizzle my nizzle

i am not needing a bj right now. come back later u nigga.

Hey billy. Jimmy says "Bounce ur shizzle off his hizzle my nizzle!" he wants u latta.

by ur mom May 6, 2003

ViTaMiN E

an unlethal dose of weakness

u cant lift that penny cuz u took vitamin e

by ur mom November 6, 2003