tammy needs to stop being such a mooooooooottttttttt! and stop eating all the time. a person who looks like a cow
by unknown June 11, 2006

Usage Examples:
My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.
<person 2> That’s not cool.
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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
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I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.
My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.
<person 2> That’s not cool.
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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
_______________________________________
I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.
by unknown April 16, 2005

When doing her doggie-style pretend you dump but actually spit on her backside then turn her around and shoot in her face.
by unknown September 19, 2003

a dorky brother and his girlfriend who you suspect bean cows and are very touchy about cookies.
this was formed from a "friend" who had a stupid fgirlfriend who loves cows and beans.
this was formed from a "friend" who had a stupid fgirlfriend who loves cows and beans.
by unknown May 31, 2004

A redneck is someone who lacks spelling skills, intelligence, and sophistication. Some of them tend to befriend roaches. How they do this, I have no idea. They also tend to collect license plates. Some will even be proud to be considered a redneck until they learn about incest. They tend to use "fart" in place of swear words.
"ft!", "33++", "fart u"
by Unknown March 05, 2005

Croquet is the shit!
by unknown November 14, 2003

(adj.) word used to describe something resembling or related to the lead singer of the 80's hair metal band Bon Jovi (Jon Bon Jovi).
by unknown February 04, 2004
