uncle whippity's definitions
Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.
by Uncle Whippity May 7, 2008

"A Book of Verses underneath the Bough,
A red Ford Ka, a Loaf of Bread - and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness -
Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!"
The revised Rubayyat of Omar Khayyam
A red Ford Ka, a Loaf of Bread - and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness -
Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!"
The revised Rubayyat of Omar Khayyam
by Uncle Whippity October 5, 2004

Character in 2000AD. Part of an organisation called 'Credo' dedicated to overthrowing the human 'Termight' empire.
Initially, he was pretty cool. Then it all got a bit silly.
Initially, he was pretty cool. Then it all got a bit silly.
by Uncle Whippity January 7, 2004

Stands for 'typical bloody SITA': the Head of Marketing in floods of tears after the CEO has slept through a presentation; backbiting colleagues; bewildering delays in payments; world hunger.
'Have the invoices been paid?'
'No.'
'TBS.'
'I know it's three months overdue, but it's TBS I'm afraid.'
'No.'
'TBS.'
'I know it's three months overdue, but it's TBS I'm afraid.'
by Uncle Whippity January 12, 2004

Something said when there's nothing else to say in a conversation. After guitarists strumming a tune when the singer stops.
by Uncle Whippity January 9, 2004

'Ramming the U-boat' refers to the act of DP of a young lady with two gentleman's parts in the same nether orifice - whether that be Dv or DA. Once one gentleman's part has been inserted, the second gentleman can be said to be 'ramming the U-boat' as he introduces his equipment alongside the first gentleman's parts - a process which will necessitate two two penii contacting each other repeatedly. The adult actress Gauge can often be seen in her films as the hostess to such an action.
While the act of 'ramming the U-boat' does involve penis-to-penis contact between two men, it's widely accepted to be only gay if the balls touch.
While the act of 'ramming the U-boat' does involve penis-to-penis contact between two men, it's widely accepted to be only gay if the balls touch.
by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008

Derived from the CB '10-code' meaning 'Receiving poorly' but now used among a certain generation to mean anything that's a bit crap.
by Uncle Whippity May 9, 2004
