Something said when there's nothing else to say in a conversation. After guitarists strumming a tune when the singer stops.
by Uncle Whippity January 09, 2004
Get the strum mug.Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.
by Uncle Whippity May 07, 2008
Get the holding hands with sausage mug.The state of mind a man gets into after shopping for way, way too long. Distractions (for example smoking hot girls working in shops) become objects to fixate upon. Sometimes accompanied by involuntary noises.
by uncle whippity January 14, 2004
Get the slackjawed mug.Stands for 'typical bloody SITA': the Head of Marketing in floods of tears after the CEO has slept through a presentation; backbiting colleagues; bewildering delays in payments; world hunger.
'Have the invoices been paid?'
'No.'
'TBS.'
'I know it's three months overdue, but it's TBS I'm afraid.'
'No.'
'TBS.'
'I know it's three months overdue, but it's TBS I'm afraid.'
by Uncle Whippity January 12, 2004
Get the TBS mug.Urban film-maker in London. Famous for his Super-8 films of 70s and 80s punks, and more recent works exploring the world of BDSM. Captain Zip still makes all his work in Super-8 cine film, although a number of his works have been transferred onto video for storage in the archives of the British Film Insitute.
by Uncle Whippity December 24, 2003
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A red Ford Ka, a Loaf of Bread - and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness -
Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!"
The revised Rubayyat of Omar Khayyam
A red Ford Ka, a Loaf of Bread - and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness -
Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!"
The revised Rubayyat of Omar Khayyam
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