What happens everytime you use the internet to procrastinate. You forget what you were supposed to do.
"OK I need to finish this essay and document by 5:00 tonight so I'll get started in a bit....right after my internets"
1 hour later
"What was I supposed to do"
Mind reset
1 hour later
"What was I supposed to do"
Mind reset
by udusers1 July 23, 2011
Get the mind resetmug. A song by Willow Smith who sings how she's a 21st century girl when she was born in the last year of the 20th century. Anyways her memories probably only come from the 21st century.
by udusers1 November 13, 2011
Get the 21st century girlmug. USA: A funicular, a combination between an elevator and a railway.
Europe: A rail-borne bus, known in the USA as a streetcar.
Europe: A rail-borne bus, known in the USA as a streetcar.
USA: Take the tram up the mountain to get to the top of the hill.
Europe: Take the tram from Main Street to the Town Square.
Europe: Take the tram from Main Street to the Town Square.
by udusers1 November 26, 2010
Get the trammug. by udusers1 November 13, 2011
Get the june 25 2009mug. What I'll keep doing to this definition, and there's nothing you can do to stop me (except thumbs down).
by udusers1 April 24, 2011
Get the thumbs upmug. Portmanteau of animal and weaboo (or more accurately wolfaboo).
A special breed of animal lover who, unlike the standard view of animal lovers as kind and caring individuals who extend their compassion to all sentient beings, is so sentimentally obsessed with animals to the point where they become utterly illogical, insane and vicious.
Animalaboos have little to no understanding of nature, science or anything logical about animals, and instead get their impression from an anthropomorphized Bambi-esque viewpoint. To them, animals are nothing but pure, harmless angels who can do nothing but act peaceful and caring 24/7, and if they show anything that isn't they blame humans. In any conflict involving humans and animals, to the animalaboos, the animals always win.
While many animal lovers expand their compassion to include all animals as well as humans, animalaboos reserve all their compassion to animals (notably cute or beautiful ones) and show hostility to humans.
Opposing animal cruelty, being vegetarian/vegan, advocating humane treatment of animals or caring about animals and humans equally does NOT make someone an animalaboo. Even most animal lovers, vegans and animal rights activists (yes, even big PETA activists) facepalm at the behaviour of animalaboos, who are seldom vegan. While obviously there are very few people who match the behaviour of an animalaboo exactly, a significant proportion of internet community tends to exhibit high degrees of animalaboo-ism.
A special breed of animal lover who, unlike the standard view of animal lovers as kind and caring individuals who extend their compassion to all sentient beings, is so sentimentally obsessed with animals to the point where they become utterly illogical, insane and vicious.
Animalaboos have little to no understanding of nature, science or anything logical about animals, and instead get their impression from an anthropomorphized Bambi-esque viewpoint. To them, animals are nothing but pure, harmless angels who can do nothing but act peaceful and caring 24/7, and if they show anything that isn't they blame humans. In any conflict involving humans and animals, to the animalaboos, the animals always win.
While many animal lovers expand their compassion to include all animals as well as humans, animalaboos reserve all their compassion to animals (notably cute or beautiful ones) and show hostility to humans.
Opposing animal cruelty, being vegetarian/vegan, advocating humane treatment of animals or caring about animals and humans equally does NOT make someone an animalaboo. Even most animal lovers, vegans and animal rights activists (yes, even big PETA activists) facepalm at the behaviour of animalaboos, who are seldom vegan. While obviously there are very few people who match the behaviour of an animalaboo exactly, a significant proportion of internet community tends to exhibit high degrees of animalaboo-ism.
Comparison of standard animal lovers and animalaboos.
Example 1 - Wolves hunt deer for food.
Standard animal lover: "As cruel as it may look, it is nature."
Animalaboo: "FUCKING MONSTER WHY DIDN'T THEY HELP THE DEER I HOPE THE CAMERAMEN DIE IN A FIRE"
Example 2 - Pro-animal terrorist poisons scientists at cosmetic research lab
Standard animal lover: "While I think cosmetic animal testing is cruel, what that guy did was evil. Shame on him."
Animalaboo: "What a hero! Killing evil humans to save the lives of innocent pure animals. How dare anyone bash him when he cares about animals!"
Example 3 - Aid for victims of major disaster in (foreign country).
Standard animal lover: "My heart goes out to all the people and animals affected by this disaster. I hope to lend a hand to the people affected by the disaster as well as the animals."
Animalaboo: "HAW HAW (racist slur) GOT WHAT THEY DESERVE FOR EATING DOGS LET'S KILL THEM ALL AND FEED THEIR BODIES TO THE ANIMALS."
Example 4 - Terrorist use hungry dogs to eat a hostage alive.
Standard animal lover: "This is cruelty to the hostage and the dog, especially the hostage."
Animalaboo: "Yaay dogs finally got a meal happy ending AND I HOPE WHOEVER MADE THOSE DOGS HUNGRY DIES A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!"
Example 5 - Dog owner using a low-budget leash
Standard animal lover: "I love your dog. I recommend (better leash) for your dog."
Animalaboo: "You dare give your dog anything but luxury? ANIMAL ABUSER BURN IN HELL!!!"
Example 1 - Wolves hunt deer for food.
Standard animal lover: "As cruel as it may look, it is nature."
Animalaboo: "FUCKING MONSTER WHY DIDN'T THEY HELP THE DEER I HOPE THE CAMERAMEN DIE IN A FIRE"
Example 2 - Pro-animal terrorist poisons scientists at cosmetic research lab
Standard animal lover: "While I think cosmetic animal testing is cruel, what that guy did was evil. Shame on him."
Animalaboo: "What a hero! Killing evil humans to save the lives of innocent pure animals. How dare anyone bash him when he cares about animals!"
Example 3 - Aid for victims of major disaster in (foreign country).
Standard animal lover: "My heart goes out to all the people and animals affected by this disaster. I hope to lend a hand to the people affected by the disaster as well as the animals."
Animalaboo: "HAW HAW (racist slur) GOT WHAT THEY DESERVE FOR EATING DOGS LET'S KILL THEM ALL AND FEED THEIR BODIES TO THE ANIMALS."
Example 4 - Terrorist use hungry dogs to eat a hostage alive.
Standard animal lover: "This is cruelty to the hostage and the dog, especially the hostage."
Animalaboo: "Yaay dogs finally got a meal happy ending AND I HOPE WHOEVER MADE THOSE DOGS HUNGRY DIES A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!"
Example 5 - Dog owner using a low-budget leash
Standard animal lover: "I love your dog. I recommend (better leash) for your dog."
Animalaboo: "You dare give your dog anything but luxury? ANIMAL ABUSER BURN IN HELL!!!"
by udusers1 May 18, 2014
Get the animalaboomug. A phony website that claims to trace any mobile phone using technology. However, all it does is show you an elaborate animation, followed by a RickRoll. In the past, it had shown Meatspin (the site with the spinning penis and anal sex), but had since been replaced with a RickRoll.
In 2008.....
Person 1: Hey Person 2, wanna find your enemy's cell phone? Go to phonetrace.org.
*Person 2 goes falls for it*
Person 2: OMGGGG MY EYES THEY BURN!!!!!!!
In 2013.....
Person 2: Hey Person 3, wanna find the cell phone that your dog buried in someone's yard? Go to phonetrace.org
*Person 3 falls for it, but instead of gay porn, he finds a Rickroll*
Person 3: -_-
Person 1: Hey Person 2, wanna find your enemy's cell phone? Go to phonetrace.org.
*Person 2 goes falls for it*
Person 2: OMGGGG MY EYES THEY BURN!!!!!!!
In 2013.....
Person 2: Hey Person 3, wanna find the cell phone that your dog buried in someone's yard? Go to phonetrace.org
*Person 3 falls for it, but instead of gay porn, he finds a Rickroll*
Person 3: -_-
by udusers1 September 11, 2013
Get the phonetrace.orgmug.