Definitions by tyler
mortalis
A homosexual residing in mississauga, on. thoroughly enjoys oral sex, both giving and recieving from the same sex.
B.E.T.
B.E.T. is racist television. White people can't go around criticizing blacks, yet blacks do it all the time on their comedy shows. B.E.T. is mostly rap, R&B and hip-hop "music" only from blacks. Even though I don't like listening to rap, R&B and hip-hop, it's better than MTV, since MUSIC Television doesn't even play music, just fucked up "reality" shows.
lefticle
The baseball bat crunched my lefticle.