tyler's definitions

Gastrointestinal Probe

A long brown skinny object used to probe the human Gastrointestinal Tract

Omar used his Gastrointestinal Probe to retrieve cum samples from Chase Rodrigeu's Stomahc

by Tyler February 2, 2003

the girl next door

The movie me and my friends rented because we thought it was a porn but it was just a movie with a few titties in it.

that movie was dam dissapointing i only seen 1 boob justin ur a dumbass

by tyler August 29, 2004

hulk

Green and really mad.

My friends sometimes say i am the Hulk, cause i have a short temper.

by Tyler May 5, 2004

rape that ass

what u say before u beat the shit out of someone. It doesnt mean that you will rape them, it means you will inflict much pain upon them.

"Im gonna rape that ass for fuckin w/ me

by Tyler June 28, 2006

snapple

A drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. Advertised as 'made with the best stuff on earth', and supposedly healthy. Sometimes used as a substitute for soft drinks by those who are health concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look 'cool'. Popular among the upper middle class and homosexuals (I don't know why).

Dude : Why do you drink so much snapple Tyler ?
Tyler : 'cause Coke eats your bones. gaaaahh!

by Tyler January 1, 2005

skid row

Skid row is the greatest band to release a debut CD in 1989. Also, they suck now without their classic lead singer.

Skid row kicked ass, but now they suck

by Tyler April 4, 2005

poodoop

The sound heard when one pinches out an ovalized poop turd, similar to throwing a bowling ball into a large body of water. Often associated with the "bidet effect" or "oversplash." Frequently accompanied by words of encouragement or envy from a nearby stall.

"I was at Target doin the business, when a poodoop echoed throughout the restroom from an adjacent stall."

by Tyler February 25, 2004