Zombie Post

On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath
April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
by txba397 May 25, 2018
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PWDS

Dude - check out this video of a guy getting sucked into a wood chipper. But don't show your mom - it's not safe for PWDS.
by txba397 April 02, 2011
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RMESHISMB

Rolling My Eyes So Hard I Saw My Brain.
Me: eating a steak with broccoli after lifting weights.
Ignorant friend: "Why aren't you eating carbs? You're going to lose all your gains and die without carbs!"
Me, RMESHISMB: "And yet you said nothing when I was fat, sedentary, and eating a box of donuts at a time..."
by txba397 May 11, 2018
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ATCF

As The Crow Flies - the straight line (/ great circle) distance between two points, as opposed to the longer distance required to drive between them if you prefer staying on asphalt.
It's only 11 miles ATCF but since the bridge is out it's a 70 mile drive.
by txba397 November 30, 2010
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brown laser

the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea
An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.
by txba397 December 20, 2008
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NOYDB

None of your Damn Business

Used to answer outrageous requests for personal information, as opposed to just NOYB, reserved for more mild cases.
Bozeman, MT HR person: If you want a job here, you'll have to give me your facebook, myspace and youtube user names and passwords.

Job Applicant: sure - it's the same for all three - my user name is John_Smith and my password is NOYDB.
by txba397 June 21, 2009
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feed bankruptcy

feed bankruptcy is the result of being away from social media for so long that it is impossible to catch up on all the posts in your feed since you were last logged on.
Jeff: "Been away for the weekend. Declaring feed bankruptcy. None of y'all did anything interesting anyways, right?"
by txba397 August 26, 2011
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