Definitions by tw

Chrissy Stamps 

the best. absolutely gorgeous with a laugh that makes you laugh. great smile. amazing personality. all eyes are on her when she walks into the room.

this girl is the best friend y’all could ask for.

maddie: hey, is it just me or is Chrissy Stamps looking especially fine today?
ellie: girl thats how she always looks

Chrissy Stamps by tw May 12, 2022

corndog 

when you have sex with someone at the beach then get some sand on your dong but keep going.

Corndogging hurts man!

corndog by tw December 23, 2004

meathead 

A person that nobody likes, they are obsessed with playing D-1 football even though they suck, they can't get any girls and often disgust them i.e. Kelly Bireley, and their penis is so small that when they flashed it at the pool nobody could see it.

Brad Thorson
"I asked out Kelly Bireley 7 times and got denied each time."

meathead by TW December 19, 2004

needle dick 

An embarrassingly small penis with an ejaculation time of 15 seconds.

Brad Thorson has a needle dick

needle dick by TW December 19, 2004

needle dick 

An extremely small penis, with extremely small balls underneath it.

Brad Thorson flashed his penis at my pool, forgetting that he had a needle dick.

needle dick by TW December 19, 2004

Dreidel 

Definition: The clitoris of a jewish girl

Background: Common slang.

Example: Did you play with her dreidel?

Did you play with her dreidel?

Dreidel by TW December 10, 2004

Sugar Cola 

Sugar Cola doesn't contain Artificial Sweeteners (weird chemicals). As contrasted to "Diet Cola".

A 12 oz can of Sugar Cola contains about 40 grams (equivalent of about 10 teaspoons) sugar, but weird fake-sugar chems might screw up your kidneys. Maybe you should just drink some water when you feel thirsty.

Sugar Cola by tw August 25, 2004