when a juicy slobbering dog puts his tongue on his butt then his owner puts peanut butter on his balls and lets the dog lick it up until he gets an orgasm and catches the jizz in his hand. then he proceeds and pets the dog to get hairs all over his hand and then he goes to find his mom and wipes the fucking jizz/hair ball on her face to pay her back for yelling at him and beating and molesting him when he was 6 years old
by turtle October 18, 2004
by Turtle August 28, 2003
andrew: suicide NOW
calillo: mother...
andrew: fine...how bout some ex?
calillo: oh cool, that's better than grabbing the ped
calillo: mother...
andrew: fine...how bout some ex?
calillo: oh cool, that's better than grabbing the ped
by turtle May 20, 2004
by Turtle February 15, 2004
by Turtle February 24, 2005
A girl who hits on, cybers with, and acts generally sexually needy with differnet person on the internet. The girl may not be a slut in real life, becuase of multiple reasons, one being her incredable ugliness.
by Turtle January 15, 2004
When smoking weed, if you take a hit and some weed goes through your piece and enters your mouth, also known as "shit on"
by turtle November 21, 2004