tsunbot's definitions

Uppity Cunt

Crass female who sees every other female as competition. Taking it upon themselves to turn their noses up at anyone who isn't on their 'level'

An arrogant snob with a god complexity, usually rich from their husband's money. Superior to everyone around them except for uppity cunts alike, even then they're in competition with each other.

Jay; Crystal is a damn good computer technician and she recently had a client who got so butt hurt because the client wanted to be talked to with fake sympathy, instead of talking to her as if she were only doing business.

Trevor; What the fuck? As if your computer technician should have invited her over for cake and tea!? What an uppity cunt!

by tsunbot June 29, 2011

Hickalicious

Have you ever seen prison christmas photos? This is the truest form of hickalicious. You take a prostitute or one of the inmate's wives/girlfriend and dress them up in a horribly slutty raggedy Mrs. Claus outfit that show huge amounts of cleavage and ass hanging out and take a family photo with the old man and his lady. Somewhere along the lines, there has to be front butt. Either from the ladies or the men.

Then everyone gathers around the cardboard cut out of a fire place, with no straight row of teeth and no man not resembling a cave man.

Proudly sporting his orange colors with the cell numbers on the sleeve, Ray was intoxicated from the hooch he left out for three extras months for this special occasion. His eyes gleamed with delight as his one arm wrapped around his lady and his other held Mrs. Claus's dirty underwear. That was his present that year, dirty underwear, just like back home! Except, these were from his wife, not a hooker.

Now that is a hickalicious holiday!

by tsunbot September 2, 2011

Ditz tard

A mentally ill lady gaga wanna be who wears 80's pump sneakers and weird front butt spandex pants with a forceful sorority whore attitude to try and fit in with normal people.

Daniel: Did you notice that fine ass bitch in the bathroom?

Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.

by tsunbot September 24, 2011

Mother asshole

A creative cuss word, better than mother fucker and way better than mother bitch. So vulgar while disgracing the name of mother. Almost like telling someone you fucked their mother's asshole last night but in a more nonchalant manner.

Crystal: I just wanted to let you know that you have sharted yourself while on the dance floor.

Becca: Seriously don't think you you're being a mother asshole telling me that? You could have waited until we were outside.

by tsunbot September 24, 2011

Next door assholes

Yesss, those assholes who stay up way too late fucking each other, scraping unknown objects against their walls. The assholes who crank up failinem aka eminem and think it's so cool. You see them in the apartment parking lot with their limp bizkit cranked all the way up while head banging. Seriously, who the fuck head bangs to limp bizkit?

You've yelled quite a few times but to no avail.

Jeff: Why are the guys next door having sex like they're animals in heat?

Caleb: How should I know what those next door assholes are doing? I hope their genitals catch on fire.

by tsunbot October 8, 2011