Beached

This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.

Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!

Friend-You dont mean?

Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.

by troubledemon April 02, 2009

Proud Of Ya

When a person fucks something up and you want to have fun on their behalf.

Tommy-Hey I tried really hard to get the pipe to stop leaking but it wont stop.

jim-Proud Of Ya where is the fucking leak numbnutts?

by troubledemon March 31, 2009

Booty Talking Pants

Sweat pants women wear with writing on them

Man-Hey check that ass over there with bitch on it .

Man2 -Yeah those are booty talking pants

by troubledemon March 27, 2010

Disel Fitter

1-A man who works in a factory that produces womens stockings and holds them up in front of his eyes and looks to the next guy and seys disel fitter meaning(these will fit her )

Joe -Hey how long have you been a disel fitter?


Lou-Oh about 20 yrs now.

by troubledemon April 05, 2009

shampipple

1-The late great Red Fox coined it a mixture of shampange and ripple wine

Fred -This is my favorite wine !

Grady -What is it?

Fred -Its shampipple

by troubledemon March 31, 2009

Holy $*#@ !

When a person is surprised by something they just heard or saw meaning Holy Shit but they cant say it or spell it because they might get into trouble.Or already are.

teenager texting sibling

Boy-Hey sis sure am glad mom and dad are gone for another day ,Gives me a chance to clean the house after that wild party last night.

Sis-Uh didn't they call you ?They called me and said they are due home in 15 minutes.

Boy-Holy $*#@ ! iam screwed !

by troubledemon February 21, 2010

Same ole Shit

Slang for doing the same stuff everyday as usual .

Dude sees a friend walking by and says hey whats happening ? Other dude replies Same ole Shit different day .Dude replies yeah I hear ya .

by troubledemon March 08, 2012