Definitions by troubledemon
A_F_S_T_A_B
Man-The problem isnt me .Its my friend over there he is A_F_S_T_A_B and he fucks it up worse than when he started.
A_F_S_T_A_B by troubledemon February 12, 2010
Computer Neutered
When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house
Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?
Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .
Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?
Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.
Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .
Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?
Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.
Computer Neutered by troubledemon February 10, 2010
Internet Inventor
A person whose the sole inventor of the internet.And also the person responsible for the global warming shit
man#1-Hey I just found out that AL GORE invented the Internet.
Man#2-Not only is he the Internet Inventor .I hear he is the man responsible for global warming !
Man#2-Not only is he the Internet Inventor .I hear he is the man responsible for global warming !
Internet Inventor by troubledemon February 7, 2010
farmville freak
woman1- hey do you need any help with your farm?
man-hell no you farmville freak I dont even have a farm
man-hell no you farmville freak I dont even have a farm
farmville freak by troubledemon February 7, 2010
Speed Washing
Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
Speed Washing by troubledemon January 24, 2010
Let It Snow !
This is what everyone can say late Christmas Eve after all the shoping is done and all gifts are bought and kids are sleeping!
Let It Snow ! by troubledemon December 24, 2009
Present Detectives
When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .
Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?
Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
Present Detectives by troubledemon December 23, 2009