troubledemon's definitions

Computer Neutered

When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house

Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?

Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .

Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?

Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.

by troubledemon February 10, 2010

Dirty Sanchez

When a person named Sanchez wipea a booger on a team mate!

Dude 1- Hey did you watch the AFC championship game last night ?

Dude 2 - Yeah , why?

Dude 1- Did you see Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on Burnell?

Dude2- Yeah that was funny as hell lol Dirty Sanchez lol

by troubledemon February 18, 2011

Slime Ball

A real nasty person who doesn't care about anything including their own self .

Man-Hey I went to the store the other day and this stupid slime ball tried to rip me off !

Man 2-So what did you do?

Man-I called him a prick and punched him in the nose.

by troubledemon February 22, 2010

Landscum

A landlord that will not do any repairs to the house that he rents.

1-Jim- hey did you get your roof fixed?
2-Mark- Nope my stupid landscum had to put his boat in the water and buy a new car so he didnt enough left over .

by troubledemon August 1, 2009

tittysatchel

1-a bra,

tom-Hey that woman over there is not wearing a tittysatchel!

matt-Yeah I see that the headlights are beaming!

by troubledemon August 1, 2009

Bioyta

Describes a New line of cars made by the Toyota company for certain gay people

Woman-Hey nice car .

Woman#2 -Its the new Bioyta ,I just got it last week

by troubledemon January 2, 2011

Laid To Rest

When a person dies during sex!

funeral chat (I heard he died while having sex)

funeral chat (Yes and thats what we call Laid To Rest)

by troubledemon February 23, 2010