by troubledemon April 10, 2009
Construction workers language . A term used by a boss to inform a worker that work has been canceled for that day and he can sleep in .
Crack-wife,girlfriend,
Crack-wife,girlfriend,
Boss calling 6:00
Boss-Hey I just saw the radar on the news and it looks like it is going to rain all day .So stay close to the crack we are not working .
Boss-Hey I just saw the radar on the news and it looks like it is going to rain all day .So stay close to the crack we are not working .
by troubledemon March 11, 2010
AN item that a person takes when walking the dog down the street so when the mutt craps you can pick up the dung and dont leave it sitting in your neighbors yard for them to step in!
Man says - That guy there really pisses me off
Man2 says-Why
Man-Well he never carry a Crap Sack and his dog shits in my yard every day ,
Man2-I would Kick his Ass
Man1-Next time I will
Man2 says-Why
Man-Well he never carry a Crap Sack and his dog shits in my yard every day ,
Man2-I would Kick his Ass
Man1-Next time I will
by troubledemon March 08, 2010
Man-Hey I made my girlfriend have multiple orgasms last night.
Man2-How did you do that?
Man-I went straight for the Z spot and Wow !
Man2-How did you do that?
Man-I went straight for the Z spot and Wow !
by Troubledemon February 25, 2010
Tom said -Hey why do you look so mad ?
Jim replies-This morning I was on crapper takeing a dump and had to stop in midshit and flush cause my toilet cant handle all my shit at one time.
Jim replies-This morning I was on crapper takeing a dump and had to stop in midshit and flush cause my toilet cant handle all my shit at one time.
by troubledemon March 24, 2009
Hey I was watching deadliest jobs and Captain Phill saw the fart bubbles and said put the baskets in here,
by troubledemon March 29, 2010
Jim says-Hey after we was at the bar last night ,you just took off .Where did you go?
Pete says-I was at the dude lounge all night with this women i met!
Pete says-I was at the dude lounge all night with this women i met!
by troubledemon October 31, 2009