Got any erb ?

This is what a man says to his bro when he wants to get high

Man says -Hey you got any erb ?

bro- Just pulls out a bowl and they both get high!

by troubledemon February 24, 2010

2:30

decribes when a eskimo has a tooth ache, pain,hurty,tooth hurty

man-what time is it?

eskimo-time to go to dentist.

man-what?

eskimo-2:30 time to go to the dentist

by troubledemon April 10, 2009

shavipple

A shaving of ones chest men in most cases the razor passing over the nipple and haveing the nipple disapear,bleed,end up stuck to razor blade ,most cases only one nipple is removed because pain is just to much to withstand.except in a few documented cases the other nipple has been removed to even things out.

The other day I was shaveing my chest for the bodybuilding compitition and did a shavipple 2 because the single didnt look right. And i won!

by troubledemon March 26, 2009

pusscuits

hot woman at breakfast table.when a man cant think of nothing but the hot woman sitting at the table ,dreaming of her ,loathing ,

could you please pass the pusscuits !

by troubledemon March 23, 2009

Crap Sack

AN item that a person takes when walking the dog down the street so when the mutt craps you can pick up the dung and dont leave it sitting in your neighbors yard for them to step in!

Man says - That guy there really pisses me off

Man2 says-Why

Man-Well he never carry a Crap Sack and his dog shits in my yard every day ,

Man2-I would Kick his Ass

Man1-Next time I will

by troubledemon March 08, 2010

Auto Fuck

When a person cant stop fucking

Dude- My ole lady is so pissed off at me right now.

Other Dude-Why?

Dude-She says Iam stuck on Auto Fuck wanting to screw every day.

by troubledemon March 28, 2010

Brain kick out of gear

This happens while doing something a person will totally forget what they are doing .

Worker1-Hey did you get the tools?

Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .

Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .

Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.

Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?

by troubledemon February 25, 2010