triple j's definitions

Oink\'in

Expression used to indicate piggin\' out

...And now your oink\'in

by Triple J April 26, 2005

shit on a stick

The most persuasive weapon ever created by anything ever, used to question Saddam Husan.

No one wants shit on their face.

by Triple J May 4, 2005

Bloody Buggering Hell

Used by non-swearers to express mild irritation.

**falls down four stairs**

AH! BLOODY BUGGERING HELL!

by Triple J April 26, 2005

TARDIS

The TARDIS apart from having the luxury of time travel has an added feature of having an interior of infinate size contained inside a very limited physical space, this is due to the dimentional rift on the boundarys of the TARDIS front doors.
When you enter a TARDIS you are steping out of your reality and into another through the dimentional tear in space.

One disadvanage is, although it has so much space inside theres not much you can fit throught the doors... unless everything is flat-packed (see IKEA)

by Triple J May 7, 2005

Djya

Used instead of "Do You" by chavs and thugs, or anyone thick enough.

Thug: What djya fink om my van?

Chav: What djya fink om my at?

by Triple J May 1, 2005

Pike fish

Person with tall thin mohawk style hair.

The kinda hair you expect to see coming out of the water in Jaws.

by Triple J April 26, 2005

Crappatorium

New slightly posher name for public toilets.

Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.

by Triple J May 4, 2005