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A "Canada Douche" is someone that acts like an arrogant, boastful, self-centered jerk only while wearing a Canada Goose jacket. Furthermore, their perception is negatively hindered due to the fact that their Canada Goose jacket is expensive, which leads them to believe they are better than most people.
1) "Check out that Canada Douche posing in front of that mirror."
2) "Uggh, that couple has matching Canada Douche jackets!"
3) "That guy totally thinks he's better than everyone because of his outrageously expensive Canada Douche jacket."
2) "Uggh, that couple has matching Canada Douche jackets!"
3) "That guy totally thinks he's better than everyone because of his outrageously expensive Canada Douche jacket."
by triple j December 24, 2012
Get the canada douche mug.Another word for Retarded.
How do you confuse a dumb person...
I dont know how do you confuse a dumb person?
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...thats just tardish.
I dont know how do you confuse a dumb person?
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...thats just tardish.
by Triple J October 8, 2005
Get the Tardish mug.Practicly dead with minimal movement or response. Only signs of life are moaning, grunting, breathing or farting
by Triple J October 2, 2005
Get the Corpsish mug.Laying or sitting on a bed or sofa, theres a sudden reason to get up, but getting up seems to be out of these peoples physical abilitys so they must shuffle there velcro arse along the sofa/bed taking the sheets and cusions along for the ride.
by Triple J September 6, 2005
Get the Velcro Arse mug.We all know the normal laws of physics apply to everyone and everything in the universe, but every action has an equal and opposite reaction so it is logical to conclude that physics has an opposite reaction aswell.
Thats where the laws of Anti-physics come into play, Say you have an apple falling from a tree, well according to the laws of anti-physics, somewere in the world there is an apple falling up and re-attaching itself to a tree... maybe not on this dimentional plane but its still happening.
The same kind of laws apply to the size of an object (see example one) the size of the object is so unbeliveably huge that it cant be contained in a normal dimentional state so the laws of anti-physics allow this object to be contained in such a small area but still keep its natural large state (see TARDIS).
Another state of anti-physics is the most simplests so far, this effects your mental state in a crisis (see example two) causing the idiot of the group to reduce in intelligence to the point were it cant reduce any further and has no choice but to increase expenentially coming up with an ingenius plan to solve the crisis.
Anti-physics can be applied to anything with an opposite.
Thats where the laws of Anti-physics come into play, Say you have an apple falling from a tree, well according to the laws of anti-physics, somewere in the world there is an apple falling up and re-attaching itself to a tree... maybe not on this dimentional plane but its still happening.
The same kind of laws apply to the size of an object (see example one) the size of the object is so unbeliveably huge that it cant be contained in a normal dimentional state so the laws of anti-physics allow this object to be contained in such a small area but still keep its natural large state (see TARDIS).
Another state of anti-physics is the most simplests so far, this effects your mental state in a crisis (see example two) causing the idiot of the group to reduce in intelligence to the point were it cant reduce any further and has no choice but to increase expenentially coming up with an ingenius plan to solve the crisis.
Anti-physics can be applied to anything with an opposite.
by Triple J May 7, 2005
Get the Anti-physics mug.The TARDIS apart from having the luxury of time travel has an added feature of having an interior of infinate size contained inside a very limited physical space, this is due to the dimentional rift on the boundarys of the TARDIS front doors.
When you enter a TARDIS you are steping out of your reality and into another through the dimentional tear in space.
When you enter a TARDIS you are steping out of your reality and into another through the dimentional tear in space.
One disadvanage is, although it has so much space inside theres not much you can fit throught the doors... unless everything is flat-packed (see IKEA)
by Triple J May 7, 2005
Get the TARDIS mug.Burparific force is a burp of such strength it can hold four very heavy rugby players in mid-tackle for as long as the burp gose on for, the most powerful ever recorded had a pushing force of 2.27 tons.
Only few people have mastered the burparific force, others have tryed but have been hospitalised due to vocal cords being dislodged and fired across the room.
by Triple J May 4, 2005
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