of or relating to the stainage left inside the toilet bowl after you take a massive; or, a person who is the metaphorical equivalent of said stain.
by trilliam turdsworth June 11, 2017
the study of the interrelations between fart and place.
by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.
the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.
fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.
among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.
the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.
fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.
among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?
fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.
civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...
fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...
civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!
fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.
civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...
fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...
civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!
fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018
this is what happens when you fail to properly cleanse the grundle region on a regular basis. your taint gets staint. often it's brown at first but can take on more complex hues of purple and smoked caramel over time. experts say that ancient mesopotamians even cultivated staint patterns by eating diarhettic, richly hued foods. those with the most profound of staints could be smelt from miles away, as far as central europe.
i've been working on my staint. haven't cleansed in over 6 months.
that's a topic of disgustion.
i'm reaching for my goal.
that's a topic of disgustion.
i'm reaching for my goal.
by trilliam turdsworth January 10, 2023
when you #assfart into "le toilet" and let loose a funky #boomboom.
typically accompanied by a big swig of cillian's irish red.
this was coined by Dogellis O'Shaughnessee, former preist of Vincent's Parish, Vilnius.
typically accompanied by a big swig of cillian's irish red.
this was coined by Dogellis O'Shaughnessee, former preist of Vincent's Parish, Vilnius.
broski, i ripped a #dumpskin mcmurphy that rocked the whole continent.
which continent?
"the continent"
you mean europe?
no dude, 'stralia.
i thought you meant 'frica.
who you think you are, a #fartdoctor?
i'm terronce jimes "trip" beguddybetter
i'm Danold Ruckoworth
Aight
which continent?
"the continent"
you mean europe?
no dude, 'stralia.
i thought you meant 'frica.
who you think you are, a #fartdoctor?
i'm terronce jimes "trip" beguddybetter
i'm Danold Ruckoworth
Aight
by trilliam turdsworth July 23, 2022
Anu's Touch, stylized as Anustouch, is a permanently closed South Indian restaurant in Boobston, NJ that served what some consider them most innovative Indian dish of the 20th century: dehydrated miniature starfish in a brown curry glaze, garnished with corn. It is said to have tasted primarily of rancid vegetable oil. Other restaurants have attempted to reproduce the dish over the years, but none have succeeded in replicating the secret sauce—anu's touch. The founder, Jaggerwal Fatwinder, now long dead, claimed to have dreamt up the dish while under anaesthesia during the removal of a fat deposit in his forearm.
by trilliam turdsworth May 08, 2023
i met a girl in tulum who'd been chilling down there for six months already and had fucked like every local dude already. she was dece, but not exactly hot... it was obvious when she started talking about doing some "projects in ithaca" that she was a true fart bottler.
by trilliam turdsworth June 11, 2017
a lot of people wonder why the verb "rip" is used to describe the activity of excreting a fart out of your ass. this is a fascinating subject. based on a great deal of research, we have concluded that when "ripping a nasty," you are quite lit'rally ripping a hole in the previously fart-less space-time continuum, and injecting a stinker into the emergent vacuum: thus, you are ripping. it was believe this coined by Albert "Airturds" Einstain in 1904 in his magnum o'piss, "An die Physiker des Stinkertons."
thomas pebbles: fucking shit, dude, i fucking ripped so loud last night right at the moment i oh'jizm'd with kara.
daniel day luiz: dude, i have done that, it sucks. so embarrassing, especially if a lil doodoo squirts out.
pebbles: yeah, was so nasty. karen didn't say anything though.
day luiz: my dad usually doesn't either but it's just how it goes.
pebbles: it felt so good though.
daniel day luiz: dude, i have done that, it sucks. so embarrassing, especially if a lil doodoo squirts out.
pebbles: yeah, was so nasty. karen didn't say anything though.
day luiz: my dad usually doesn't either but it's just how it goes.
pebbles: it felt so good though.
by trilliam turdsworth December 18, 2021