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this is what happens when you fail to properly cleanse the grundle region on a regular basis. your taint gets staint. often it's brown at first but can take on more complex hues of purple and smoked caramel over time. experts say that ancient mesopotamians even cultivated staint patterns by eating diarhettic, richly hued foods. those with the most profound of staints could be smelt from miles away, as far as central europe.
i've been working on my staint. haven't cleansed in over 6 months.
that's a topic of disgustion.
i'm reaching for my goal.
that's a topic of disgustion.
i'm reaching for my goal.
by trilliam turdsworth January 10, 2023
Get the staint mug.of or relating to the stainage left inside the toilet bowl after you take a massive; or, a person who is the metaphorical equivalent of said stain.
by trilliam turdsworth June 11, 2017
Get the dumpstain mug.a tiny particle of turdburger so small it is invisible to the naked eye and so light that it floats on air.. yet potent enough to smell like the open ass from which it emerged. typically brown when viewed under the microscope, its shape resembles the head of hades.
after roger moore farted, the room filled up mercilessly with farticules.
after sean connery quicksilvered in his pants, there was an unmistakable aroma of farticules in the 21 club bathroom.
after sean connery quicksilvered in his pants, there was an unmistakable aroma of farticules in the 21 club bathroom.
by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018
Get the farticule mug.produced exclusively on remote alaskan islands, fart cheese is one of the rarest foods on the planet. milk is extracted from the breasts of caribou, gently heated over an open flame, then subjected to a barrage of farts offered by the rustic villagers who stand in a circle around the cauldron, relentlessly perfuming the milk. it is believed that the #farticules increase enzymatic activity, resulting in more pronounced flavor and slightly wet texture. the best fartcheeses can be aged upwards of a century. very old fartcheeses may taste of urine, glue and porcini mushrooms, and are said to induce hallucinations and a pleasant tingling in the anus.
by trilliam turdsworth June 24, 2024
Get the fartcheese mug.a ripple is a disturbance to the air resulting from a fart. typically sinusoidal in form, ripples vary in frequency and periodicity in accordance with the velocity and #stinkprofile of a given assblast. on rare occasion, a ripple may double back on itself, taking the form of a parametric curve. in this case, the vibrating farticules may produce intensities of stink that are frankly immeasurable.
while ripples were first described in rudimentary form by maimonides, and subsequently by leonardo davinci, it was not until the late nineteenth century that johnald g. stinkefeller, then seven years old, first documented the shape of a ripple using a device of his own devising known as a #blastmeter. forty years later, his calculations were confirmed by Albrecht A. Anustain.
while ripples were first described in rudimentary form by maimonides, and subsequently by leonardo davinci, it was not until the late nineteenth century that johnald g. stinkefeller, then seven years old, first documented the shape of a ripple using a device of his own devising known as a #blastmeter. forty years later, his calculations were confirmed by Albrecht A. Anustain.
todd: doth you smell-witness a stink in this chambre?
barry: doth i.
todd: where art the blastmeter?
barry: blast it open.
todd: i just shit my drawers. i can feelst the ripple.
barry: doth i.
todd: where art the blastmeter?
barry: blast it open.
todd: i just shit my drawers. i can feelst the ripple.
by trilliam turdsworth August 15, 2023
Get the ripple mug.an obscure sex act practiced primarily by people in new england, in which a man in a samuel adams costume fills his anal cavity with beer, then farts it out of his arse in a graceful, arcing stream, whereupon it lands on the lower back of a young redheaded woman, and streams down her buttcanyon and over her twice baked potato, into the eager mouth of a person dressed as paul revere.
ben affleck: you feel like hitting a boston bidet with me right now?
matt damon: duh hickey.
ben affleck: okay, grab your paul revere costume.
matt damon: i'm already wearing it under my clothing right.
ben affleck: okay, sick.
matt damon: okay cool.
matt damon: duh hickey.
ben affleck: okay, grab your paul revere costume.
matt damon: i'm already wearing it under my clothing right.
ben affleck: okay, sick.
matt damon: okay cool.
by trilliam turdsworth September 12, 2017
Get the boston bidet mug.This is when someone who you really don't expect to fart a lot actually does #fart a ton.
Can also refer to someone who, you wouldn't expect their farts to be bad, but actually they're an abomination to the senses.
Can also refer to someone who, you wouldn't expect their farts to be bad, but actually they're an abomination to the senses.
warold hörstler: bro, you fuck with larry's sister? she got some nicers.
jiminy glick: dudestein she a stinkums magoo.
warold hörstler: whatchu mean, son?
jiminy glick: brozilla one time i was hiding under the sofa trying to catch a glimpse and whatnot, and all a sudden, i'm blastit wif like some da nastiest odeurs i ever face in my life.
warold hörstler: sick!
jiminy glick: smell like someone take a dumpski in a bag a doritos and seal it up and then roast it at 450 degs, namsayin?
warold hörstler: sick!
jiminy glick: dudestein she a stinkums magoo.
warold hörstler: whatchu mean, son?
jiminy glick: brozilla one time i was hiding under the sofa trying to catch a glimpse and whatnot, and all a sudden, i'm blastit wif like some da nastiest odeurs i ever face in my life.
warold hörstler: sick!
jiminy glick: smell like someone take a dumpski in a bag a doritos and seal it up and then roast it at 450 degs, namsayin?
warold hörstler: sick!
by trilliam turdsworth May 2, 2022
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