travis's definitions

church key

a bottle opener

Hey Joe, where'd you leave the church key. This ain't no twist off, y' know.

by travis September 6, 2003

The Mavericks

Oh look, Van Exel is gone. Now they have Jameson.

Hello, Mr. Jameson. Are you ready to win a championship?

by Travis August 19, 2003

road rules

A group of people recruited by MTV to do ridiculously lame missions in a winnabago with a fake cow skull on the hood. The road rules team usually consists of a big breasted hot chick, a black man who starts fights everyone who is usually the outcast, a gay man/and or lesbian, etc.

I'd rather masturbate to Madonna than watch Road Rules.

by Travis July 17, 2003

shuzizlle

shut up

pizzle you need to shuzizlle fo shizzle

by travis July 11, 2003

shrimping

When one pops open a jelly packet like those at a diner and puts it in his ass to have another man eat it out

by travis June 27, 2003

P.O.L.O.

Players Only Live Once

by Travis June 10, 2003

Quicky

What every guy wants. Usually performed by sluts. Quick blowjob. Usually followed by swallowing so you can get the job down quick, efficiently and clean.

Dude, Betty is such a whore..She gave Frank a quicky during class.

by Travis May 31, 2003