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When somone uses a quote from someone/something else as an update on facebook, twitter, or some other live internet feed. It is usually (although not always) a quote from a song that the quoutdater believes makes them seem deep and creative, although in reality it makes them seem like an uncreative douche that listens to too much Linkin Park.
BOB SMITH "time is a valuable thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away"
SAM ROBERTS thinks Bob needs to do an UPDATE and not a freaking Quotedate for once.
SAM ROBERTS thinks Bob needs to do an UPDATE and not a freaking Quotedate for once.
by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
Get the Quotedatemug. ANYONE: "Oh my god! Look over there, Shlion is jumping over that fence into our country!"
UNCLE SAM: "Not on my watch! (takes out shotgun)"
UNCLE SAM: "Not on my watch! (takes out shotgun)"
by totallynotchris November 7, 2009
Get the Shlionmug. An imaginary license that every owns that allows them to speak. It may be confiscated by anyone at anytime if you are found guilty of abusing/retarding the English language.
Justin had his Speaking License confiscated by Nick after he was found guilty of high crimes against grammar.
by totallynotchris April 2, 2010
Get the Speaking Licensemug. The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.
by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
Get the Samurai Fartmug. A time devoted to the action of taking A Crunch. Crunch Time can happen at anytime, in anyplace, to anyone. The length of a Crunch Time is affected my many things. Your age, your sex, barometric pressure, the earths pitch relative to the sun's axis, and what you ate last night for dinner all play a part on when Crunch Time will ensue.
Justin: Nick, you've been in there a while. You okay man?
Nick: I knew it was time...
Justin: Time for what?
Nick: Crunch time...
Justin: Seriously Nick, stop coming over to my house after you eat your Dad's home cooking.
Nick: I knew it was time...
Justin: Time for what?
Nick: Crunch time...
Justin: Seriously Nick, stop coming over to my house after you eat your Dad's home cooking.
by totallynotchris March 27, 2010
Get the Crunch Timemug. A Crunch is a serious bowel movement. A bowel movement so fierce and powerful that it becomes less of a simple action and more of an event. One's day can be completely centered around the acting of a crunch, such a time is referred to as Crunch Time.
Nick: Oh God...
Justin: What?
Nick: I feel it coming...
Justin: What?
Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?!
Justin: Over there...why?
Nick: It's coming!
Justin: What's coming?!
Nick: A CRUNCH!
Justin: What?
Nick: I feel it coming...
Justin: What?
Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?!
Justin: Over there...why?
Nick: It's coming!
Justin: What's coming?!
Nick: A CRUNCH!
by Totallynotchris March 27, 2010
Get the A Crunchmug. A crazy ass Orc Rogue who apparently could pull 12.5k DPS. Although pro in DPS his lacking personal skills resulted in him being rage hacked and reduced to a six foot tall green mail box dancer. Due to his inherent laziness and overall not caring attitude he as chosen to abandon his only contact with the outside world (His Guild) and leave the game which has eaten so much of his life.
Latest contact has confirmed that he is IN FACT dating a chick with a kid. Ain't that lame?
Latest contact has confirmed that he is IN FACT dating a chick with a kid. Ain't that lame?
"Where's Dreadstab?"
"He quit..."
"WTF?! LAME!"
"Know what's lamer?"
"What? He's dating a chick with a kid"
"wow..."
"He quit..."
"WTF?! LAME!"
"Know what's lamer?"
"What? He's dating a chick with a kid"
"wow..."
by totallynotchris March 17, 2010
Get the Dreadstabmug.