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Age is just a number

Luigi: Mario, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t have sex with her!
Mario: Oh yeah, why not?
Luigi: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Mario: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Luigi!
Luigi: Oh you know what else is a number?
Mario: What?
Luigi: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!
Mario said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for being a sex offender.
Age is just a number by ESBirdnerd January 3, 2021

age is just a number

A phrase used by people who oppose age restrictions, for example

a) Pensioners who want to continue working

b) People who sexually interested in minors

c) teens who seek to lower the voting age
She might be underage, but age is just a number
age is just a number by tory borty December 31, 2012

age is just a number

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!

Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?

Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!

Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!

Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?

Pennywise: What?

Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!
Pennywise said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for preying on underage people.
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