73 definitions by tory borty

scissorchick

a lesbian who has sex in the scissor position

Now that girl is a scissorchick

by tory borty October 30, 2012

butter beaner

A lesbian who always plays with other girls clitorises

Please don't tell my brother that i'm a butter beaner okay? I haven't come out of the closet to him yet.

by tory borty June 24, 2013

MB

morning bulge; when you wake up and notice that your dick is poking your pants, thus forming a bulge

I don't get embarssed when my mom notices my MB coz its only natural and happens to all teenage boys

by tory borty May 7, 2013

closet hetero

someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer

I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them

by tory borty May 8, 2013

bike ride

When you're cycling and the bike-seat is pushing up againt your vulva (in girls) and prostate (in boys) causing a funny sensation

If was leaning forward during my bike ride and i almost came from that

by tory borty November 8, 2013

Abrahamican

Someone who belongs to an Abrahamic religion

Do all Abrahamicans chop the tip of the penis of babies off or what?

by tory borty October 26, 2013

lady diaper

Maxi pad, menstrual napkin, sanitary towel, sanitary pad, menstrual pad

I much prefer tampons. Why woud put a lady diaper inside my underwear?

by tory borty September 16, 2013