tony's definitions

F.A.P.S.

acronym for: Fiery Anal-Piss Symdrome.
known in some circles as the most god awful form of diarrhea.

when you blow out your bowels in such a way it resembles piss coming from your asshole. there are usually no chunks present when you have the F.A.P.S., but there is an extreme burning sensation when finished.

I think i ate a bad clam or something yesterday, i can't get off the pot because of the F.A.P.S.

by tony August 12, 2004

flip mode

play on playa

"play on playa"

by tony December 3, 2003

SciFi Book Worm

when your getting head from a girl with glasses on and you slide ur dick in and out of different gaps between her face and her glasses creating a "worm-like" motion with ur dick.
(help to have an exceptionaly large penis)

I took that chick from the bookstore out and gave her a fuckin scifi book worm!!!

by Tony August 1, 2004

BLORTH

1.) The best of the best in American Football.

2.) A person who can easily make a joke and has a great sense of humor.

3.) A person who is highly optimistic.

Kat > No, I don't think that's possible.

Tony > Oh yeah it is, ya just gotta be flexible. ;)

by Tony March 10, 2004

Frazzlefried

Drunk or stoned beyond recollection

"Jeremy is frazzlefried."

by Tony January 30, 2004

SciFi BookWorm

While recievin head from a partner with glasses, one must slide their member between the gaps of the the glasses. do this in a random and fast motion, creating a worm-like motion hence the name (helps to have a larger sized penis)

I pulled a fuckin sciFi Bookworm on that bitch from the book store, and she was like "this reminds me of episod 5 of season 2 of star trek whe dr. spak bla bla bla bla" so i fuckin donkey punched that bitch

by Tony August 2, 2004

M.O.S.H

Music of Servere Hardness

Mo fO Skin Head

by Tony October 14, 2003