tommy's definitions

The Ultimate Fighter

Awesome T.V. show that airs Monday nights 11:00PM Eastern time on Spike TV. I highly suggest you watch the show.

The show also airs Saturday nights at 10:00PM Eastern time.

16 guys all want to become a UFC fighter and get a UFC contract, each week two guys fight. The loser gets sent home, if they get knocked out; the winner gets 5 grand cash in their pocket.

Can't do anything tonight; I'm going to watch The Ultimate Figher at 11:00 tonight.

by Tommy March 13, 2005

turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

by Tommy November 19, 2003

oscar

a very very very dark mexican who sounds like a girl.

damn oscar ur dark.I know.

by tommy July 21, 2003

Kins

Affectionate term used as a greeting when speaking to someone of the same race or culture.

Romeo: Wha' up Kins?
Mercutio: Nuttin much.

by Tommy May 13, 2005

Omochao

an extremely messed up robo chao.

omochao: hi i'm omochao and i'm here to *turns demonic* KILL YOU ALL!

by tommy September 5, 2003

codybear

a jive turky. an idiot who is gay with dogs.

your gay like codybear!!!

by Tommy September 9, 2004

comehereyafarkinhoeandslobbamecrackpipe

The mating call of the Western Lowland Lordy

"I really like the cut of your jib young man, what school did you go to?"

"COMEHEREYAFARKINHOEANDSLOBBAMECRACKPIPE!"

by tommy July 15, 2003