tommy's definitions

puerto rican fence hoppers

The pointy shiny shoes commonly work by hispanics when out at clubs or bars.

Juan has his puerto rican fence hoppers on last night at the Palace.

by Tommy May 31, 2003

blue balls

1.The swelling of the the testicles brought about by a number of reasons harboring excruciating pain and sorrow
2.The only crime worse than rape

contrary to popular belief, it can NOT always be relieved by getting off.

by Tommy May 19, 2004

insomnial

Adjective used to describe the state of having insomnia.

"It's 4am, how are you feeling?"
"Very insomnial."

by Tommy June 13, 2006

PC Plum

PC Plum is a character from British kids show Balamoray, which is sweeping the nation.

He's a policeman who sings songs & helps Miss Hoolie solve crimes.

I'm PC Plum, I love the country!

by tommy December 4, 2004

krample

Crumpling something up heaps.

omfg lol d00d j00 krampled that sh00 box decent

by Tommy September 8, 2003

peerolling

Any person or thing moving at an uncontrolled, accelerated speed in a given direction.

That boy is peerolling down the hill.
I am peerolling down the highway.

by Tommy November 11, 2018

Cakeman

A male who spends too much money on females. Comes from the work caking.

She wanted me to buy her that Gucci dress but I aint nobody's cakeman.

by Tommy December 30, 2004