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lag

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general
by Tom March 21, 2005
mugGet the lagmug.

moominism

The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")

Moominists eat dog meat.

Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism
Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.

You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.
by Tom March 2, 2005
mugGet the moominismmug.

stoner

A person who smokes marijuana on a frequent basis. Unlike drinkers, who so often label stoners as leeches on society, stoners are quiet, friendly types who keep themselves to themselves and are not confrontational or loud/obnoxious in any way.
"I'm a stoner and I'm damn proud of it"
by Tom October 9, 2005
mugGet the stonermug.

rectumpuncher

A rectum puncher is a man who feels the need to erect his penis and jam it in other mens pooey bums!
OMG Hitme you rectumpuncher!!
by Tom January 5, 2005
mugGet the rectumpunchermug.

shiznit

by Tom November 25, 2003
mugGet the shiznitmug.

delestic

the deslexic spelling for deslexic
today i found out i was delestic
by Tom September 6, 2003
mugGet the delesticmug.

definectimy

when you open somebody up shit in them and sew them up again.
i shall procede in doing a definectimy
by tom November 26, 2003
mugGet the definectimymug.

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