tom's definitions

Headshot

When someone gets hit in the face with a fat gob of spooge.

I just totally headshotted that bitch.

by Tom January 24, 2003

buzzums

tits basically Eg. tits breast boobs

'My god emma has big tits' 'i see what u mean!'

by Tom January 3, 2005

raise up

A verbal command to tell someone or somebody to get out of your way, or move.

"Raise up dude!" or "Fool, I said raise up!"

by Tom January 13, 2005

Tomed

When one is screwed over or put in an undesireable situation. Derived from Tom who was tomed in November of 2003.

Not good

You got tomed on that...

by Tom December 31, 2004

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 2, 2003

stupididly

The utmost in stupidity. Not very sound by nature.

I stupididly left my oven on when I left home last week.

by Tom June 19, 2006

Beat Up

A term referring to a badly damaged object, usually a car.

"Those wheels is real beat up, yo."

by Tom September 30, 2003