tom's definitions

moominism

The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")

Moominists eat dog meat.

Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism

Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.

You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.

by Tom March 2, 2005

caahncil

The croydonish way of saying council.

i live in a caahncil flat

by Tom September 6, 2003

lag

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general

Wow.. Rob really lags

by Tom March 21, 2005

Windows XP

xp ms way of saying were here to stay by means of compatabilty the lack thare of

xp makes me Xrtra Peed

xp is why e mecheines come with err bags

by tom August 25, 2004

nobsack

a person who is not being very sensible .

for christs sake luke .... grow up and stop being such a NOBSACK.

by tom November 26, 2003

Terrace City

Yonkers NY

I don't know the origin of this name.

by Tom January 8, 2004

Wankspittle

The dribble of wank at the corner of a careless wiper's mouth.

Emily, You've left a bit of wankspittle.

by Tom November 13, 2003