tom's definitions

gel on

Gel on: a phrase founded by the chav committee meaning move away from this area please

"Gel on you small bean regarder"

by Tom February 10, 2004

gert lush

The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.

"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"

by tom December 26, 2004

downtime

the amount of time a woman spends sucking your dick which she feels is adequate enough for you.

yo bitch, 2 minutes aint enough downtime. better get your ass back down and start sucking!!!!!!

by tom November 30, 2003

sweetage

Invented by me while on a french exchange. I saw a nice ledge and said 'Thats sweetage!'

Used to describe something that is better than sweet eg
'His hat is sweetage'
'She is sweetage'

by tom February 15, 2005

slunkmeat

It has no real definition, but it's derogatory and can describe a skank or someone that your friend has already fucked, sloppy seconds.

Greg: Hey Tom, how are you? I was thinking, I sure wouldn't mind if you fucked my ex-girlfriend Vicki.

Tom: No way! Do you think that I would fuck that piece of slunkmeat?

by Tom January 30, 2004

m3

A decent sports car for its price... more room then a vette, but if you're buying a sports car, why not get a vette for the same price?

Image of people who drive M3's is quite low amung other drivers, because of their stupid freeway antics and if you can actually afford one, you're better off buying a V8 and tuning it for the price.

I got cut off by that ass hole in the M3 so I floored my SVT cobra and he ate my dust!

by tom March 18, 2005

flask

You can't get ye flask!

"...and then you'd just have to sit there and imagine why on earth you can't get ye flask! Because the game certainly isn't gonna tell you. And you don't have any of those precious graphics to help you out, either." -Strong Bad

by Tom January 21, 2004