todd's definitions

freedom of slavery

when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in excruciating pain.

yeah Johnny Appleseed loved the freedom of slavery for the reasons of the color of blood was the same as the color of apples.

by Todd January 15, 2005

monkies

the plural of monkey

alicia and all her friends are monkies.

by todd November 11, 2003

XL

Short for excel.

More for use with taking notes as opposed to spoken word.

Its everyones job in school to XL.

by Todd December 15, 2004

penis pump

A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....

PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..

by todd January 16, 2003

Saluchi

A "game" in which an object of clothing, usually a hat, is taken from a victim and then tossed around to prevent the victim from recovering the item. Identical to keep-away except that in this version at every toss one is expected to shout "saluchi". As far as I know this is a NYC thing only.

see definition.

by Todd November 27, 2003

Babies Arm

a huge line of coke, often the size of a babys arm

dude, he laid out three babies arms and we chewed on our jaws the rest of the night

by todd March 14, 2005

br br brr

Used most commonly as being synonomous with leaving. Also used as a hello.

"Hey, I'm ready to go. Are you ready to br br brr?"
"Br br brr, what's up?"

by Todd July 8, 2003