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dizzy gillespie

While getting your shitbox tounge-jacked,reach back and mash head in tight and rip a hot nasty,filling cheeks as to look like Dizzy Gillespie.
We spent the evning at the jazz bar and then we went back to her house and I performed my own interpritation of Dizzy Gillespie.
by todd March 14, 2005
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squirrel

In Road Racing:
1. A driver who cannot maintain his line, especially while being overtaken.
2. A driver who is driving beyond his abilities and cannot keep to a line.
That damn squirrel nearly punted me coming out of 1!
by todd March 10, 2003
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Hotpet

n:
1. A well-known woman who was famous for her beautiful body, tantalizing smile, and tempting personality. See Andrea.

2. A woman who cannot be kissed enough, namely by guys who have more than just a crush on them. See TJ.

3. A woman who kisses so well, that you swear you're in heaven, and it can only lead to petting.
"There's no way that's the one and only Hotpet. TJ's so lucky dude."

"Holy shit, that girl is such a hotpet."
by Todd January 19, 2005
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sikeston, MO

There is no worded, or formal, definition of Sikeston, MO, really.
It is only defined by use of examples.
Also, certain things can only be described accurately by using this term.
Therefore, the definition of Sikeston, MO is the phrase itself.
"Man that girl is ugly."
"Yeah she is sikeston, MO fo sho."
"I heard that she is really shady."
"Yeah, that's sikeston."
by Todd July 8, 2003
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dilshmo

dildo, doosche, and homo all in one
Chris Hickson is a dilshmo because joey safford invented this word.
by Todd September 19, 2004
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T.O.D.D.

me
by Todd October 31, 2003
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jankmo-balls

Evolving from combination of "janky" and "sketch-balls" (which comes from, and has similar meaning to "sketchy"). An adjective describing something below standard, shady, or all around questionable. Can refer to behavior or an object.
1.) That hooker pulled a jankmo-balls move and gave me herpes and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.

2.) My jankmo-balls '84 Toyota Camry is a dirty-ass hoopty that smells like dead rat.
by Todd January 5, 2004
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