todd's definitions

aol

Army of Lamers

I was interested in using AOL, but then I talked to the Army of Lamers, disguised as customer service..

by Todd October 9, 2003

dooshbag

its doosh, everybody knows that

by todd December 4, 2002

ain't you seen my movies

What Dan says all the time quoting Sam L. Jackson on Chapelle's show.

Dan: ain't you seen my movies
other person: if u say that again ill kill u
Dan: ain't you seen my movies
(other person kills dan)

by Todd May 5, 2004

T.O.D.D.

That ole dynamite dick

me

by Todd October 31, 2003

jankmo-balls

Evolving from combination of "janky" and "sketch-balls" (which comes from, and has similar meaning to "sketchy"). An adjective describing something below standard, shady, or all around questionable. Can refer to behavior or an object.

1.) That hooker pulled a jankmo-balls move and gave me herpes and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.

2.) My jankmo-balls '84 Toyota Camry is a dirty-ass hoopty that smells like dead rat.

by Todd January 5, 2004

quality control

The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.

Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.

by Todd January 28, 2007

guiklobba

when you fart on somebody spray him with deodorant and call him a guiklobba and he says "that's three now"

todd is a guiklobba

by todd September 4, 2003