todd's definitions

masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.

Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.

by Todd December 10, 2003

metney

To take a shit. To have a bowel movement. To drop duece. To drop the kids off at the pool

I took a grat metney

by Todd January 13, 2005

Askam Pennsylvania

Lower class area in Pennsylvania. Residents include hicks, scumbags, crackheads and losers.

Dont go slummin up in Askam

by todd February 24, 2005

ogopogo

the american version of the loch ness monster that lives in lake champlain

oh on mo its ogopogo

by Todd January 15, 2004

bud mud

The type of slop that you shit the mornign after a night of drinking Budweiser.

I had the worst case of Bud Mud this morning.

by todd December 29, 2003

Bucket Fanny

a deep and wide vagina

Old whores have bucket fannys

by Todd October 23, 2003

aol

Army of Lamers

I was interested in using AOL, but then I talked to the Army of Lamers, disguised as customer service..

by Todd October 9, 2003