XLN't

Short for excellent.

X - "excks"
L - "ell"
N't - "ent"

More for use with taking notes as opposed to spoken word.
The retention rate from Earthlink usenet servers is far from XLN't.
by Todd December 15, 2004
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mousetrap thomas

while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.
"omfg dude guess what?!"

"what?"

"I gave Betty a moustrap Thomas last nite and she was puking for hours!"
by Todd January 15, 2005
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Hotpet

n:
1. A well-known woman who was famous for her beautiful body, tantalizing smile, and tempting personality. See Andrea.

2. A woman who cannot be kissed enough, namely by guys who have more than just a crush on them. See TJ.

3. A woman who kisses so well, that you swear you're in heaven, and it can only lead to petting.
"There's no way that's the one and only Hotpet. TJ's so lucky dude."

"Holy shit, that girl is such a hotpet."
by Todd January 19, 2005
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sikeston, MO

There is no worded, or formal, definition of Sikeston, MO, really.
It is only defined by use of examples.
Also, certain things can only be described accurately by using this term.
Therefore, the definition of Sikeston, MO is the phrase itself.
"Man that girl is ugly."
"Yeah she is sikeston, MO fo sho."
"I heard that she is really shady."
"Yeah, that's sikeston."
by Todd July 08, 2003
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T.O.D.D.

me
by Todd October 31, 2003
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dilshmo

dildo, doosche, and homo all in one
Chris Hickson is a dilshmo because joey safford invented this word.
by Todd September 19, 2004
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ain't you seen my movies

What Dan says all the time quoting Sam L. Jackson on Chapelle's show.
Dan: ain't you seen my movies
other person: if u say that again ill kill u
Dan: ain't you seen my movies
(other person kills dan)
by Todd May 05, 2004
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