A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.
by Todd December 10, 2003

Guy 1:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked
by Todd April 20, 2004

Dacus.- A word meaning cool, or credible. The definition of cool. Otherwise being defined as being number one or being better than a large group of people.
by Todd October 09, 2004

I beat all the max's, you can't. Take and Yasu are the best DDR players in the world. And all the who say that Yasu is onw of the top 5 are wrong he and Take are the best.
by Todd December 04, 2003

by todd April 12, 2003

Having been gender re-assigned at birth this curious beast is often found surveying the local alternative lifestyle clubs. He is often confused and unresponsive to stimulus from the opposite sex. He is a lonely pathetic creature, and she be dealt with extreme caution. Be wary of his listening abilities you may have to repeat yourself 1000 times, as he is almost always pre-occupied with sending emails which have absolutely no purpose.
by Todd March 02, 2005

by Todd July 08, 2003
