Friday Night Lights

While this is the name of a popular Hollywood movie starring Billy Bob Thornton about High School football in Texas, "Friday Night Lights" is a term that can also be used to describe the weekly Jewish event, Shabbat, since as every good Jew knows Shabbat includes the act of lighting two candles.
Friday Night Lights starts at sundown!
by Todd April 05, 2006
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penis pump

A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....
PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..
by todd January 16, 2003
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monkies

the plural of monkey
alicia and all her friends are monkies.
by todd November 12, 2003
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spinzorized

To be owned
You just got spinorzied bitch
by todd March 06, 2003
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jankmo-balls

Evolving from combination of "janky" and "sketch-balls" (which comes from, and has similar meaning to "sketchy"). An adjective describing something below standard, shady, or all around questionable. Can refer to behavior or an object.
1.) That hooker pulled a jankmo-balls move and gave me herpes and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.

2.) My jankmo-balls '84 Toyota Camry is a dirty-ass hoopty that smells like dead rat.
by Todd January 06, 2004
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lub

by Todd August 02, 2003
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glynn

a big blob of fat
john-why is there a blob of fat sitting there
bob-thats glynn
john-oh
by Todd June 26, 2003
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