88 definitions by todd

bud mud

The type of slop that you shit the mornign after a night of drinking Budweiser.

I had the worst case of Bud Mud this morning.

by todd December 30, 2004

penis pump

A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....

PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..

by todd January 16, 2003

spinzorized

To be owned

You just got spinorzied bitch

by todd March 6, 2003

jankmo-balls

Evolving from combination of "janky" and "sketch-balls" (which comes from, and has similar meaning to "sketchy"). An adjective describing something below standard, shady, or all around questionable. Can refer to behavior or an object.

1.) That hooker pulled a jankmo-balls move and gave me herpes and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.

2.) My jankmo-balls '84 Toyota Camry is a dirty-ass hoopty that smells like dead rat.

by todd January 6, 2004

lub

A pound of something (lb)

"yo man, can you hook up a lub?"

by todd August 2, 2003

glynn

a big blob of fat

john-why is there a blob of fat sitting there
bob-thats glynn
john-oh

by todd June 26, 2003

oklahoma running faucet

the act/process of drinking a girls period through a funnel.

"dude wtf were you doing last nite?!"

"what do you mean???"

"you funneling emily's period at rebecca's party!!!! OMG IT WAS SICK DUDE EVERYONE WAS THROWING UP!!"

by todd January 31, 2005