louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.
"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."
by Todd January 16, 2005
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guiklobba

when you fart on somebody spray him with deodorant and call him a guiklobba and he says "that's three now"
todd is a guiklobba
by todd September 04, 2003
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quality control

The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.
Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.
by Todd December 10, 2003
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bag

<i>vt.</i> Short for douchebag.
Christ Maggie, you're such a bag.

or

Bobby, stop being a bag or go home.
by Todd April 22, 2005
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cold tube

let's go drink a few cold tubes
by Todd May 30, 2004
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mousetrap thomas

while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.
"omfg dude guess what?!"

"what?"

"I gave Betty a moustrap Thomas last nite and she was puking for hours!"
by Todd January 16, 2005
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stupajew

man, adam is such a stupajew
by todd March 20, 2004
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