todd's definitions

christendom

A scary ass haunted school that is home to exorcisms, shadowy figures, and strange voices. School staff denies any knowledge until recently, when a former graduate came foreward and told stories of things he'd witnessed and heard. Definatly one of the most haunted places in america.

Boy Christendom would make a nice setting for an episode of "Buffy"

by Todd September 13, 2004

dilshmo

dildo, doosche, and homo all in one

Chris Hickson is a dilshmo because joey safford invented this word.

by Todd September 19, 2004

dizzy gillespie

While getting your shitbox tounge-jacked,reach back and mash head in tight and rip a hot nasty,filling cheeks as to look like Dizzy Gillespie.

We spent the evning at the jazz bar and then we went back to her house and I performed my own interpritation of Dizzy Gillespie.

by todd March 14, 2005

Babies Arm

a huge line of coke, often the size of a babys arm

dude, he laid out three babies arms and we chewed on our jaws the rest of the night

by todd March 14, 2005

tworp

One who farts in a pool and then eats the fart bubbles as they rise to the surface.

The lifeguard forced the tworp to leave the pool

by todd March 19, 2005

girlgasm

The reaction a female has to something exceedingly girly, such as a shoe sale, one of her friends getting engaged, watching America's Next Top Model

My girlfriend had such a girlgasm about the new shoe store, she dragged me in for two hours.

by Todd April 5, 2005

XLN't

Short for excellent.

X - "excks"
L - "ell"
N't - "ent"

More for use with taking notes as opposed to spoken word.

The retention rate from Earthlink usenet servers is far from XLN't.

by Todd December 15, 2004