todd's definitions

freedom of slavery

when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in excruciating pain.

yeah Johnny Appleseed loved the freedom of slavery for the reasons of the color of blood was the same as the color of apples.

by Todd January 15, 2005

monkies

the plural of monkey

alicia and all her friends are monkies.

by todd November 11, 2003

Cheesin'

Uncontrollable gaseous emissions from the anus caused by the ingestion of a food that doesn't agree with one's digestive process.

Dude, what the hell did you eat? You're cheesin' man.

by Todd December 10, 2003

XLN't

Short for excellent.

X - "excks"
L - "ell"
N't - "ent"

More for use with taking notes as opposed to spoken word.

The retention rate from Earthlink usenet servers is far from XLN't.

by Todd December 15, 2004

shaany

One who cannot consume by products for the cow due to lack of cock and balls.

Wow you're a gay shaany

by todd April 14, 2005

voveh

known as the flying circus ape from his 8th grade rep then became popular for getting head from girls and blowing them off like seconds later and now has become a metric ton weight.

surname: villa

oh crap thats villa over there isnt it? yeah he didnt have lunch yet today id watch out.

by Todd January 10, 2005

oklahoma running faucet

the act/process of drinking a girls period through a funnel.

"dude wtf were you doing last nite?!"

"what do you mean???"

"you funneling emily's period at rebecca's party!!!! OMG IT WAS SICK DUDE EVERYONE WAS THROWING UP!!"

by Todd January 30, 2005