getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.
"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"
"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."
"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."
by Todd January 16, 2005
The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.
Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.
by Todd December 10, 2003
by Todd April 22, 2005
when you fart on somebody spray him with deodorant and call him a guiklobba and he says "that's three now"
todd is a guiklobba
by todd September 04, 2003
Dacus.- A word meaning cool, or credible. The definition of cool. Otherwise being defined as being number one or being better than a large group of people.
by Todd October 10, 2004