tobey's definitions

Queensryche

Band that used to make exciting, innovative heavy metal music. Stay away from everything they made after "Promised Land."

Queensryche is playing the bar downtown. 12 years ago they were playing the arena upstate!

by Tobey January 10, 2006

Koregro

Someone who is part Korean and part Negro; Russ Ruth.

Russ Ruth is a Koregro.

by Tobey March 20, 2004

Teh Sex

A phrase the mentally retarded use to describe something they like a lot.

Random Emo Dumbass: "My god, your new black glasses are teh sex."
Me: *kicks Emo Dumbass's ass*

by Tobey March 19, 2004

new haven

One of the few places in America where rich white kids and poor black men cooexist.

New Haven is where Uncle Tom goes to die.

by Tobey January 10, 2006

WNHU

The New Haven, CT area's premiere college radio station. Housed in the basement beneath Maxcy Hall at the University of New Haven, WNHU hosts a diverse array of program, ranging between oldies, indie rock, jazz, punk, heavy metal, traditional ethnic music, reggae and more! Exists on the FM dial at 88.7 FM and goes out 30 miles in every direction.

WNHU West Haven 88.7 FM.

by Tobey January 10, 2006

brown bath

A sex act in which the participants willingly have intercourse in a bathtub full of feces resulting from diahrea.

Greg Gauvin was turned on by that bitch's tits, so he offered her a brown bath back at his place.

by Tobey March 18, 2004

metal

1. A genre of music that is characterized by distortion and other elements, too broad for me to define.
2. Slang word utilized by Mike Tobey and his friends to describe numerous things that are good or very badass.

1. Black Sabbath, Strapping Young Lad, Cryptopsy, Dream Theater, Queensryche, Iron Maiden, Shadows Fall and Slayer do not sound alike but are all considered "metal".
2. "Oh, man, that's so metal!" Mike Tobey in response to the statement that his friend recently lost his anal virginity.

by Tobey March 18, 2004