34 definitions by tk

Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world

He knocked me out with that perfect Dick

by tk May 27, 2015

fuck-a-duck

to be totally pissed off at someone

hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"

FUCK-A-DUCK! i cant believe that lil' slut

by tk February 18, 2005

COMPTAN

The blackest, niggiest gang of all time. The cops hate the nigs of comptan, they always startin shit.

U hear about that drive by the otha day?
Yea man, comptan was behind that shizzy. Their AK's ripped up those muthafuckas.

by tk December 30, 2005

Splurt

Contemporary American Slang - Verb. 1) To release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) To ejaculate during sex.

Ex: "Damn, she was so fine, I splurted in my pants!"

"Hold on, I'm gonna splurt!"

by tk April 13, 2004

akuma

Japanese word, translates to Devil.

Often used as a nick-handle in IRC, online gaming.

by tk February 8, 2004

shattered

To be extremely intoxicated to the point of not being able use the function of your extremeties

Kyle was so shattered last night that he hooked up with Metz.

by tk November 12, 2004

foopalooting

This is known as Munging in some circles

By eating the excretion from the dead womans vagina, Dennis verified all of his friends beliefs that he was a real Munger.

by tk March 29, 2005