tk's definitions

shattered

To be extremely intoxicated to the point of not being able use the function of your extremeties

Kyle was so shattered last night that he hooked up with Metz.

by TK November 12, 2004

ripper

Of Boston Origin. A social function, also known as a party. Usually involves Kegs, but that is optional.

Did you see those two strippers and that midget at Mattus' ripper last night?

by TK November 12, 2004

bizzen

ie 1.bitch
a 2.female dog
3.a not very nice female

you one hellizle of a bizzen

by tk November 29, 2004

lapjaw

v. having one's mouth open at all times
n. one who constantly has their mouth open when they are not speaking

a: Are you sure Johnny's allright, he seems pretty spaced out and he's drooling pretty bad
b: Don't worry, he has lapjaw

by TK February 12, 2004

sabado caliente

n. after a heavy night of drinking on friday night, getting out of the house and into a bar before 2pm the next day.
-- often results in blacking out by sundown.

"how was your weekend"
"passed out on a curb at6pm on saturday"
"sabado caliente eh?"
"indeed"

by TK February 27, 2004

FOPA

Fat over the penile (or pussy)area

Chris Farley had a lot of FOPA

I can't see my unit under this FOPA

by TK March 23, 2004

dankers

Dankers is when, you smell your peng an it hits yo face like cs gas

yo boy snow white an her 7 lil chemists been playin with that danker s*it

by tk March 25, 2004