Theoni

Hot, cute and fun


all mine
theoni is hot, cute and fun and will let me win cause i (L) ya
by tj October 17, 2004
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internet nut

looking at porn on the internet and jacking off
imma go bust a internet nut
by tj January 12, 2004
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ditka

the pimpingest of the pimps...always a high roller and knows how to pop the cris'
"ditka."

"you think you're a pimp? you ain't no ditka."
by tj January 01, 2004
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glorfindel

its when a person makes a mistake and though he attempts to make ammends and correct the mistake, he does it in the hardest way possible. The term originates from a character in the lord of the rings. In the prequel to Lotr, the Silmarillion, Glorfindel is an elf who dies in battle and goes to the elvish equivalant to valhala. But magically in Lotr a charachter by the same name returns and assists frodo. Tolkien later adimited it was a mistake. In stead of going back and changing the name of the charachter in the Silmarillion (which would have been easy since it was yet to be published at the time of tolkiens revelation) he made up this convaluted story about the valor calling Glorfindel back into service from the halls of mandos to fight against sauron, this all ends in glorfindel being reincarnated. So basically when you take the hard road to fixing a mistake.
Dude, why are you glorfindeling this situation. Just tell the bitch your sorry you cheated on her. You dont have to go and castrate your self, its totally unnessacary!
by TJ February 26, 2005
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10 million sockeye

I love you more than 10 million sockeye
by TJ March 03, 2004
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bombadil

Mysterious character from J.R.R Tokiens The Lord of the Rings. His ancestry, creation, or relation to the other races of Middle earth have never been definitely proven. Tokien said in various letters that he left bombadil as a mystery and purposefully left little info on him. Tom Bombadil in Lotr appears to be all powerful and perhaps imortal. It has been theorized that Bombadil may be a Maia, the Vala Alue, one of the various spirits who entered middle earth with the valor, or even the god of middle earth Iluvatar.
The riddles of Tom bombadil are perhaps the biggest and most interesting of all of Middle earth
by TJ February 26, 2005
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walk of shame

A journey to an illicit 24-hour off-license to purchase additional booze made at a time when legal piss-shops are closed and sensible people are tucked up in bed.
"Ah shit," John said, "it's 3am and we're out of whisky. Who's off to the World 'o' Booze?" "Not me," Tom replied, "I did the walk of shame last night."
by TJ November 20, 2003
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