Crookedcock

A dude who wears gay hats and has bad taste in movies.

Fucking Crookedcock! What a dick!

by tj August 02, 2004

speed bumps

sponger or other annoying obstacle inside a surf spot
sometimes you hit em on purpose cause theyr annoying

last wave was sick, but i hit a few speed bumps on the way in

by tj April 21, 2005

sponge bowling

hitting spongers (boogie boarders, body boarders) on purpose when your surfing

these spongers got some balls to drop in on me like that, time for some sponge bowling

by tj April 21, 2005

glorfindel

its when a person makes a mistake and though he attempts to make ammends and correct the mistake, he does it in the hardest way possible. The term originates from a character in the lord of the rings. In the prequel to Lotr, the Silmarillion, Glorfindel is an elf who dies in battle and goes to the elvish equivalant to valhala. But magically in Lotr a charachter by the same name returns and assists frodo. Tolkien later adimited it was a mistake. In stead of going back and changing the name of the charachter in the Silmarillion (which would have been easy since it was yet to be published at the time of tolkiens revelation) he made up this convaluted story about the valor calling Glorfindel back into service from the halls of mandos to fight against sauron, this all ends in glorfindel being reincarnated. So basically when you take the hard road to fixing a mistake.

Dude, why are you glorfindeling this situation. Just tell the bitch your sorry you cheated on her. You dont have to go and castrate your self, its totally unnessacary!

by TJ February 26, 2005

10 million sockeye

an expression of love

I love you more than 10 million sockeye

by TJ March 03, 2004

bombadil

Mysterious character from J.R.R Tokiens The Lord of the Rings. His ancestry, creation, or relation to the other races of Middle earth have never been definitely proven. Tokien said in various letters that he left bombadil as a mystery and purposefully left little info on him. Tom Bombadil in Lotr appears to be all powerful and perhaps imortal. It has been theorized that Bombadil may be a Maia, the Vala Alue, one of the various spirits who entered middle earth with the valor, or even the god of middle earth Iluvatar.

The riddles of Tom bombadil are perhaps the biggest and most interesting of all of Middle earth

by TJ February 26, 2005

Imperium

Truely AWESOME song made my Machine Head

-Robert Flynn does an fu**ing great job with this hard hitting song!!

F*CK THESE CHAINS NOT GOD DAMN SLAVES!



-Chalenge the whole human race..!

by TJ February 10, 2005