A person who shops obsessively and then returns everything. The buying or binging brings the "high" or emotional rush, and the returning allows them to still pay the mortgage.
Stacey trips me out, she is such a shopping bulemic. She shops and shops and shops but never keeps anything. Wal Mart is so gonna ban her from the store.
by Tina Ballance April 20, 2008
When something is so emotionally overwhelming that it paralyzes you (emotionally) as though the rest of the world is speeding along and you are frozen. This eventually leads to an emotionally slamming of your mind into the proverbial dashboard of life.
When I saw my beloved husband of 32 years naked in our jacuzzi with that 20 year old, I experienced a horrible emotional inertia. When I regained my senses a week later, I ran over him six times with my Hummer.
by Tina Ballance April 07, 2008
After seven years of marriage, John developed voice immunity to Janet.
"John?"
"Hey John?"
"Johnnnnnn?
"John?"
"Hey John?"
"Johnnnnnn?
by Tina Ballance March 13, 2008
by Tina Ballance April 12, 2008
After being out of high school for 18 years, and getting a 2 on the entrance exam math portion, I had to take remath 3 times.
by Tina Ballance April 10, 2008
The new washington mutual bank ad is whoo hoo! so, when something great happens and you are excited it is a wamu moment.
When I won the lottery it was a wamu moment!
by Tina Ballance April 07, 2008
Good grief, the bone in my bra is stabbing me in my armpit and my panties are riding up my butt crack, this is the worst kind of foundational assault!!!!!!!
by Tina Ballance June 12, 2008