tina ballance's definitions

compuversing

Having an ongoing "conversation" with someone on the computer.

Hey Curt, I have enjoyed compuversing with you and catching up on old times.

by Tina Ballance April 11, 2008

wamu moment

The new washington mutual bank ad is whoo hoo! so, when something great happens and you are excited it is a wamu moment.

When I won the lottery it was a wamu moment!

by Tina Ballance April 6, 2008

Emotional inertia

When something is so emotionally overwhelming that it paralyzes you (emotionally) as though the rest of the world is speeding along and you are frozen. This eventually leads to an emotionally slamming of your mind into the proverbial dashboard of life.

When I saw my beloved husband of 32 years naked in our jacuzzi with that 20 year old, I experienced a horrible emotional inertia. When I regained my senses a week later, I ran over him six times with my Hummer.

by Tina Ballance December 9, 2008

voice immunity

After a period of time together, couples become "immune" to each others voices.

After seven years of marriage, John developed voice immunity to Janet.

"John?"
"Hey John?"
"Johnnnnnn?

by Tina Ballance March 12, 2008

foundational assault

This is what happens when a person's bras or underpants causes pain and/or discomfort.

Good grief, the bone in my bra is stabbing me in my armpit and my panties are riding up my butt crack, this is the worst kind of foundational assault!!!!!!!

by Tina Ballance June 11, 2008

refriended

When you are reunited with an old school chum after a ridiculous amount of time through one or the other of those high school websites.

It was so cool to see Beth after 20 years. Who would have believed I would have refriended her!!!

by Tina Ballance April 10, 2008

Remath

The class you have to take in college when you can't cut it in real math! Short for remedial math.

After being out of high school for 18 years, and getting a 2 on the entrance exam math portion, I had to take remath 3 times.

by Tina Ballance April 10, 2008