tim's definitions

shoot the jay

A phrase used during basketball to tell your teammate to shoot after you've passed the ball. the "jay" being the shot.

Kobe comes off the screen and passes it to the corner, "shoot the jay clement!"

by TIm January 7, 2008

TIMMISM

Timmy is so sexy according to the guru of Hobo

Felix:Timmy you are sosexy.
Timmy:youare soobeautifool

by tim November 22, 2004

sauced

Having too much to drink,
Similar words: plastered, hammered, trashed

my mom is sauced after that party

by Tim October 12, 2003

wm

washing machine, featurs including "A" class energy rating and MAX FACTOR to dazzle the hunnies with "spin dry" mode

look at wm spin, it's so ill

by Tim March 23, 2003

oaktown

College slang for the Univesity of Pittsburgh

Man I love it when wI am in Oaktown.

by Tim May 13, 2005

jugulate

to kill by slitting the throat

i'ma jugulate you, you trick-ass motherfucka

by Tim April 7, 2004

IPO

Intial pubic offering. the first time your girlfreind lets you shave her 'downstairs."

Dude, i toatally I-P-Oed this hippy chick last night!

by Tim April 26, 2004