Urban Dictionary: Definitions by tia

farkanated

When one encounters Farkan on a blind date or similar situation in which a male is assumed to be attractive, but he turns out to be a flop.

Tia went out tonight, she came home and said she got totally farkanated.

farkanated by Tia April 2, 2004

You get guys juct to get their dicks, once you get their dicks you get rid of them, leaveing you a one night whore and a dickwhore as we call it.

Alicia is a dickwhore, she only went out with Nick to get his dick then to get rid of him, now she is hated by all and is a dickwhore.

dickwhore by Tia March 18, 2004

The best band of all time.. honestly gurls listin to this music...his voice just does soemthign to you!!

aka...he amkes you Hot!

billy talent by Tia January 13, 2004

THE CUTEST LITTLE ASIAN GURL IV EVER MET!!!! likes to pee in bathtubs.

ps..she is a loser!

sunshine jost by Tia January 13, 2004

The state of being both in arusal and amused. Sexually arused by something that is also amusing.

Yaoi midgit porn makes old man penis feel amusal.

amusal by Tia January 5, 2004

The color of vintage velvets and Victorian rose gardens.

pinkle by tia November 29, 2003

It's when your stomach stick out more tha your booty-do

Bootydo by Tia October 19, 2003