thurb's definitions

Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood

Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

by thurb June 28, 2023

Whip it out

Appropriate response for when someone tells you to suck his dick

^ Suck my dick, asshole
> Whip it out, motherfucker

by thurb June 28, 2023

offense intended

The opposite of "no offense"
It's what you say right before insulting somebody to let him know your insult is intentional and that you mean every word of it too

^ No offense, but you support racist immigration policies, and I don't respect that
> Yeah, well, offense intended: I screw your Salvadoran girlfriend behind your back, and she loves it. So take that, you cuckolded little B
^ Hey, what the hell!

by thurb April 16, 2023

that's what Xi said

That's what Xi Jinping, the Chinese Communist Party leader, said

^ The virus originated in a Wuhan wet market
> Yeah, that's what Xi said

by thurb October 30, 2021

Greta

Derogatory nickname for any climate alarmist but in particular a younger one

daughter: Dad, when are we gonna get an EV?
father: Never
daughter: It will reduce our carbon footprint and help save the planet
father: Never means never, Greta
daughter: Greta? Huh? My name is Fiona
Father: Go to bed

by thurb April 28, 2024

JISM

An acronym. It stands for "Jerks In Social Media"
Another name for members of the Cancel Culture mob on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram et al who exist a) to be outraged and b) to make others' lives miserable

Never back down from or apologize to the JISM because the JISM are never satisfied. They only want to crush you

by thurb April 1, 2021

Greta

Derogatory nickname for any climate alarmist but in particular a younger one

daughter: Dad, when are we gonna get an EV?
father: Never
daughter: It will reduce our carbon footprint and help to save the planet.
father: No means no, Greta
daughter: Huh? My name is Fiona
Father: Go to bed

by thurb June 28, 2023