thurb's definitions

Game of Frones

It's the way Brits pronounce "Game of Thrones"

nigel: Hey, mate, lemme borrow your "Game of Frones" DVD
alistair: No way, mate. You're a bloody plonker
nigel: Oh, bollocks

by thurb June 17, 2021

POS

Party of Science

mike the moonbat: The Democrats are the POS
wingnut willie: Yeah, no kidding. I've been trying to tell you that for years, you dumb piece of shit lol

by thurb June 17, 2021

OTOH

An acronym
It stands for "Overthrow The Orange Hitler"
It's what House and Senate Democrats in Washington tried to do every day for four years (January 2017 to January 2021)

legislative aide: Any special orders today, boss?
nancy pelosi: No. The usual OTOH. Just keep focusing on that, okay?
legislative aide: Ummm, sure, but Trump has been out of the White House for months, ma'am
nancy pelosi: Oh, shit! I keep forgetting. Never mind then. Just go fetch me my morning coffee please...

by thurb May 23, 2021

wind-wind

A situation in which two people are farting at the same time

^ *fart*
> *fart*
^ Hey, a wind-wind!
> Hey, a wind-wind!
^ You owe me a Coke
> *f-a-r-t*

by thurb May 23, 2021

all out

The opposite of "all in"
It's something a poker player says when mucking a loser hand

^ I'm all in *shoves*
> I'm all out *folds*

by thurb May 17, 2021

Here's the deal

It's what Joe Biden says when he wants you to think he's being brutally frank with you, but the truth is it's a signal (inadvertent or not) that he's about to tell a big whopper

biden: Here's the deal! My new energy plan will benefit ALL Americans
working stiff: Oh, geesh. Here we go again
biden: Including and especially women and POC who are most adversely impacted by global...
working stiff: Oh, FFS *groan*

by thurb May 17, 2021

Hangin' out with the wrong people

Lame excuse often used to rationalize why somebody's life went in a bad direction

Hangin' out with the wrong people, my ass! You ARE the "wrong people", fool. Wise the hell up!

by thurb April 25, 2021