LGBT

Little Girl/Big Tits

^ I'm married to an LGBT
> Huh? Your wife is a lesbo?
^ No, stupid *smack*
> Hey! Ouch!!

by thurb March 31, 2023

all out

The opposite of "all in"
It's something a poker player says when mucking a loser hand

^ I'm all in *shoves*
> I'm all out *folds*

by thurb May 17, 2021

Game of Frones

It's the way Brits pronounce "Game of Thrones"

nigel: Hey, mate, lemme borrow your "Game of Frones" DVD
alistair: No way, mate. You're a bloody plonker
nigel: Oh, bollocks

by thurb June 17, 2021

Here's the deal

It's what Joe Biden says when he wants you to think he's being brutally frank with you, but the truth is it's a signal (inadvertent or not) that he's about to tell a big whopper

biden: Here's the deal! My new energy plan will benefit ALL Americans
working stiff: Oh, geesh. Here we go again
biden: Including and especially women and POC who are most adversely impacted by global...
working stiff: Oh, FFS *groan*

by thurb May 17, 2021

I always take the train

Proper response for when someone says that you "missed the boat"

^ You missed the boat on that one, buddy
> Yeah, well, I always take the train, so suck it

by thurb March 31, 2023

spiritual eyesore

A woman who is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside

ralph: Do you know what a spiritual eyesore is?
ned: Do I? Shit! I'm married to one, buddy. Hello?
fiona: Hey! I heard that, motherfucker!
ned: Oops! Sorry, dear!

by thurb January 01, 2021

weakest lint

An anagram for British actress, kate Winslet

Kate Winslet, you are the weakest lint. Good bye!

by thurb June 28, 2023