thurb's definitions

YOMAB

An acronym. It stands for "You Owe Me A Blowjob"

Something you say to a gal (usually in jest) after she thanks you for doing her a small favor

fiona: Thanks for the lift, Ned
ned: YOMAB
fiona: Yo what?
ned: Umm, nothin'. You're welcome:)

by thurb April 28, 2024

spiritual eyesore

A woman who is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside

ralph: Do you know what a spiritual eyesore is?
ned: Do I? Shit! I'm married to one, buddy. Hello?
fiona: Hey! I heard that, motherfucker!
ned: Oops! Sorry, dear!

by thurb January 1, 2021

POS

Party of Science

mike the moonbat: The Democrats are the POS
wingnut willie: Yeah, no kidding. I've been trying to tell you that for years, you dumb piece of shit lol

by thurb June 17, 2021

LGBT

Little Girl/Big Tits

^ I'm married to an LGBT
> Huh? Your wife is a lesbo?
^ No, stupid *smack*
> Hey! Ouch!!

by thurb March 31, 2023

You beat everything

A polite way of telling someone what a giant fuck up he is

joe: You beat everything, Hunter. You know that?
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...

by thurb August 8, 2021

Greta

Derogatory nickname for any climate alarmist but in particular a younger one

daughter: Dad, when are we gonna get an EV?
father: Never
daughter: It will reduce our carbon footprint and help save the planet
father: Never means never, Greta
daughter: Greta? Huh? My name is Fiona
Father: Go to bed

by thurb April 28, 2024

JISM

An acronym. It stands for "Jerks In Social Media"
Another name for members of the Cancel Culture mob on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram et al who exist a) to be outraged and b) to make others' lives miserable

Never back down from or apologize to the JISM because the JISM are never satisfied. They only want to crush you

by thurb April 1, 2021