thurb's definitions

Johnny-on-the-Spot

He's the guy with the impeccable timing

^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!

by thurb March 31, 2023

POS

Party of Science

mike the moonbat: The Democrats are the POS
wingnut willie: Yeah, no kidding. I've been trying to tell you that for years, you dumb piece of shit lol

by thurb June 17, 2021

LGBT

Little Girl/Big Tits

^ I'm married to an LGBT
> Huh? Your wife is a lesbo?
^ No, stupid *smack*
> Hey! Ouch!!

by thurb March 31, 2023

YOMAB

An acronym. It stands for "You Owe Me A Blowjob"

Something you say to a gal (usually in jest) after she thanks you for doing her a small favor

fiona: Thanks for the lift, Ned
ned: YOMAB
fiona: Yo what?
ned: Umm, nothin'. You're welcome:)

by thurb April 28, 2024

Pussy Hat

Pink knitted hat with two ears sticking out the top on either side

Popular in the mid-2010's and worn mostly by female moonbat activists at political rallies as a symbol of defiance to the patriarchy and to various other imagined oppressive right wing social policies and organizations

*singing* What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa! What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa wo!

by thurb April 28, 2024

spiritual eyesore

A woman who is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside

ralph: Do you know what a spiritual eyesore is?
ned: Do I? Shit! I'm married to one, buddy. Hello?
fiona: Hey! I heard that, motherfucker!
ned: Oops! Sorry, dear!

by thurb January 1, 2021

Rear Castle Union

An anagram for "anal intercourse" that just happens to sound like the name of a fancy chess move

^ I like to yell "checkmate" after I'm done giving my gal the ol' Rear Castle Union
> Oh, I bet she loves that, huh? *smirk*
^ No, but I pay her phone bill every month. She loves that. So she indulges me...

by thurb April 28, 2024