Definitions by thurb

Johnny-on-the-Spot

He's the guy with the impeccable timing

^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!

Johnny-on-the-Spot by thurb March 31, 2023

FITH 

An acronym
It stands for "Fucked in the Head"

^ When I was young, I never asked a girl what her politics were
> Me neither. Didn't seem important at the time
^ Of course back then leftists weren't nearly as FITH as they are now
> Yup...

FITH by thurb March 31, 2023

LGBT

Little Girl/Big Tits

^ I'm married to an LGBT
> Huh? Your wife is a lesbo?
^ No, stupid *smack*
> Hey! Ouch!!

LGBT by thurb March 31, 2023

I always take the train 

Proper response for when someone says that you "missed the boat"

^ You missed the boat on that one, buddy
> Yeah, well, I always take the train, so suck it

I always take the train by thurb March 31, 2023

that's what Xi said 

That's what Xi Jinping, the Chinese Communist Party leader, said

^ The virus originated in a Wuhan wet market
> Yeah, that's what Xi said

that's what Xi said by thurb October 30, 2021

You beat everything 

A polite way of telling someone what a giant fuck up he is

joe: You beat everything, Hunter. You know that?
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...

You beat everything by thurb August 8, 2021

That shit's fire 

A simple statement acknowledging next level greatness

^ One hit off that joint from Ned's stash, and four hours later I'm still buzzed
> Yeah, no kidding. That shit's fire

That shit's fire by thurb August 8, 2021