26 definitions by thurb

That shit's fire

A simple statement acknowledging next level greatness

^ One hit off that joint from Ned's stash, and four hours later I'm still buzzed
> Yeah, no kidding. That shit's fire

by thurb August 8, 2021

JISM

An acronym. It stands for "Jerks In Social Media"
Another name for members of the Cancel Culture mob on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram et al who exist a) to be outraged and b) to make others' lives miserable

Never back down from or apologize to the JISM because the JISM are never satisfied. They only want to crush you

by thurb April 1, 2021

Greta

Derogatory nickname for any climate alarmist but in particular a younger one

daughter: Dad, when are we gonna get an EV?
father: Never
daughter: It will reduce our carbon footprint and help to save the planet.
father: No means no, Greta
daughter: Huh? My name is Fiona
Father: Go to bed

by thurb June 28, 2023

dropping tow

Short for "dropping towel", ie exposing oneself in front of unsuspecting onlookers

^ When he was VP, Joe Biden was famous for dropping tow on days when female Secret Service agents were assigned to guard him
> Gross
^Yeah, I know. What a perv, huh?

by thurb June 28, 2023

I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her

^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!

by thurb April 17, 2023

Hangin' out with the wrong people

Lame excuse often used to rationalize why somebody's life went in a bad direction

Hangin' out with the wrong people, my ass! You ARE the "wrong people", fool. Wise the hell up!

by thurb April 25, 2021

FITH

An acronym
It stands for "Fucked in the Head"

^ When I was young, I never asked a girl what her politics were
> Me neither. Didn't seem important at the time
^ Of course back then leftists weren't nearly as FITH as they are now
> Yup...

by thurb March 31, 2023