thom's definitions

DeNozzo

A DeNozzo is an obvious statement made by an otherwise intelligent & intuitive individual. Upon calling the subject a "DeNozzo" one will convey heavy sarcasm.

"That's one big bomb, Boss!" said Agent DeNozzo.

"You think, DeNozzo?" said Agent Gibbs when confronted by a bomb big enough to blow up the whole suburb & surrounding area.

(NCIS jargon)

by Thom September 18, 2007

Napoleon Dynamite

Plain and Simple: God

I have gone to the better place and exchanged words with Napoleon Dynamite. He told me D-Qwon's Dance Grooves will become the best selling DVD of all time and that Ligers will frollic in the meadows of Nebraska.

by Thom September 3, 2004

Cincinnati

A motherfucking place where everything is boring and sucks. Do not take any invitaton to live here, its terrible

by Thom April 1, 2003

pizzazz

Gangster fo piss

Dawg i need a pizzazz

by Thom February 24, 2004

Shitex

Curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.

Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).

Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.

Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.

"This Shitex Cola tastes like soap!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"

by Thom June 19, 2006

debag

To have you area's exposed to the world

by Thom October 13, 2003

kaploodle

(n) A small, juvenile explosion; sometimes referred to as a "baby" explosion.

"Wow, did you see that firework? That wasn't a bang, that was a kaploodle."

by Thom July 21, 2004