thom's definitions

Shitex

Curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.

Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).

Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.

Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.

"This Shitex Cola tastes like soap!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"

by Thom June 19, 2006

denile

Not a river in Egypt

When a person denies a proven fact, you just say to him: denile is not a river in Egypt!

by thom February 4, 2004

kaploodle

(n) A small, juvenile explosion; sometimes referred to as a "baby" explosion.

"Wow, did you see that firework? That wasn't a bang, that was a kaploodle."

by Thom July 21, 2004

fahordlinglads

A mis-pronounciation of fhqwhgads said by Coach Z.

"Fahordlinglads! - Coach Z

by Thom November 11, 2003

founst

its the same thing as 'about to'.

Im founst to leave.

by Thom January 21, 2004

jizztrap

A slutty girl or gay person whom loves the cum.

Jenny is such a jizztrap, she swallows without being asked.

by Thom December 18, 2003