Fenwick

A part of the small town of Pelham where people smoke and drink at the park, it's a pretty cool place.

Everyone's always drunk in Fenwick

by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 16, 2009

Pelham

A small hick town in Ontario, Canada, near St. Catharines. Nothing has ever happened here, or ever will. Everybody who lives here is bored as fuck. Pelham includes North Pelham (home of the big Avondale), Fenwick (drug use), and unfortunatly Fonthill (rich spoiled kids). It's recommended that you own a car if you live here so you can drive to Niagara Falls to find something to do. It's pretty cool other than that, because it's not Welland.

- Where are you from?

- Pelham

- Where the fuck is that?

by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 16, 2009

Canadian Beer

True, pure brew from the one and only Great White North. Not watered down like inferior American brew, just slow brewed to perfection. Canaidan beer is on average 5% - 5.5% alcohol, while Canaidan light beer is around 4% - 4.5%. The biggest Canadian brands are Molson Canadian, Molson Export, Labatt's Blue, Moose Head, Steam Whistle, Waterloo Dark, Niagara's Best, and even the cheap ass Lakeport.

Canadian beer is an icon, a symbol, and a legend

by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 17, 2009

Beer

Also know as brew. A liquid more necessary than blood, makes everything more interesting and adds meaning to life.

Another shot, another beer is all that I have planned

by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 17, 2009

Welland

The welfare capital of Canada

Joe: Hey, lets leave your car here at the seaway and walk to the party
Tom: Fuck no, I'm not leaving my car in welland

by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 16, 2009

Fonthill

A part of the Town of Pelham, where all the rich fake kids live. 50% think they're gangsters, 50% think they're country.

Only Fonthill people like Fontill and refer to it as "the hill"

by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 16, 2009

Black Label Society

A band that you must listen to, established in 1998 by Ozzy Osbourne guitarist Zakk Wylde. This band plays pure no bullshit metal, and has songs for when your partyin' hard, or for when you just want to sit back, chill, and have a beer. The band's motto is STRENGTH DETERMINATION MERCILESS FOREVER, or SDMF for short. Scientists have proven that everytime anyone repeats that motto, an emo and/or pedofile is crushed by a fuckin' transport truck pulling out of a brewery. Fans of the band are refered to as Society Dwelling MotherFuckers, and usually have an extra 24 on hand. They will usually drink that 24 in one single night with some good society dwellin' buddies.
All Black Label Society songs must be played at max volume.

BLEED BLACK LABEL SOCIETY
Born to booze, refuse to lose
Live life stronger than death

by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 17, 2009