a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.
by thingoneandthingtwo May 26, 2012
The nonproductive practice of brooding over things. To dwell on things negatively. A mental state of gloom and doom.
I can't stand his broodism. Perhaps he should consider getting a lobotomy! All he can talk about is how miserable he is.
by thingoneandthingtwo March 06, 2012
A female's bladder which requires frequent trips to restrooms to empty itself.
The bladder of a gal, or girl.
The bladder of a gal, or girl.
"Where did your girlfriend go?"
"Oh, she is emptying her galbladder in the bathroom for the fiftieth time today!"
"Oh, she is emptying her galbladder in the bathroom for the fiftieth time today!"
by thingoneandthingtwo January 25, 2012
1) To make a deal with God that you will never repeat an evil sin (such as taking drugs or overindulging), UNTIL you feel better.
2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.
In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.
2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.
In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.
As "Big Mike" reclined, sitting upright to fight his acid reflux, he kinisoned that he would never again spend the better half of the day at the "all you can eat" buffet again.
by thingoneandthingtwo February 23, 2012
Since the prices of gas are not coming down and there is no relief in sight, "relief at the pump" NOW means taking a piss on the pump, dump on the pump, or displaying some other form of aggressive or disagreeable behavior.
Urinating or defecating on the gas pump.
Urinating or defecating on the gas pump.
Jack was so ticked off that gas was $5.00/gallon when he was on his ski vacation that he got "relief at the pump" by peeing on the pump! What an idiot! Still, I can't say I blame him!
by thingoneandthingtwo March 05, 2012
A motorcycle of a guy that possesses ingenious design, skull handlebars, and whimsical upholstery; well-suited to outdoor events and gatherings that draw large crowds of happy, culture-loving , appreciative, stoned, and/or open-minded, curious people.
by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011
The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.
by thingoneandthingtwo February 26, 2012