👀

An emoji used on social media, especially Grindr, indicating that someone is looking, or wanting to hookup.

Johns profile: 👀
Adam: Hey man looking?
John: Yeah wanna hookup?

by thevalleyboy July 11, 2019

iya

Abbreviation of “in your area” meaning you are near or close to the other party, typically used to express a desire to meetup with the other party.

John: *text* “iya”
Dan: *text* “okay let’s meet at the Starbucks”

by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019

CWM

Short for “cool with me”.

John: Wanna meetup in an hour?
Jake: cwm

by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019

alza

A term for the drug Concerta, derived from the pill’s signature stamp “alza” which is followed by a number indicating it’s strength in number of milligrams of methylphenidate.

John: Got that alza man? I need to study all night tonight.

Dan: You bet man, I’ve got some 36’ers.

by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019

apple

A fruit used as the basic right of passage for pot smokers. The apple is used as a pipe when no alternative is available. The stem is removed and the top is punctured halfway through the apple towards the bottom with a pen, then a side hole is punctured to meetup with the first one. Load the top as a bowl and smoke. Once fried, eat the apple to temporarily combat your munchies.

Johndante: Aye man got a bowl or some sweets?
Dan: Nah man, got an apple though.
Johndante: Shyt man then stab that bitch!

by thevalleyboy April 07, 2019

istmfg

Abbreviation of I Swear To Mother Fucking God. Similar to “I Swear To Fucking God” istfg, in that it is an escalation of the original term “I Swear To God” istg. A very dramatic phrase to be used only in exceptional circumstances.

John: I wrecked my car
Dave: ISTG John, again?
John: I hit yours.
Dave: ISTMFG

by thevalleyboy April 06, 2019

PARAKEET

Someone who responds with the same thing you just said to them, similar to how a parakeet repeats speech it hears.

John (texting): Hey
Dan (texting): Hey
John: Fucking parakeet

by thevalleyboy July 11, 2019