thevalleyboy 's definitions

Wendy

The name of the meth head prostitute on the show Breaking Bad. Wendy is a fiend hooked on root bear, and you know, meth. Wendy also has a nice pair of “pearly whites”, as noted by Hank in season one of the show.

Hank: How much do you charge for a windy Wendy?

by thevalleyboy April 1, 2019

istmfg

Abbreviation of I Swear To Mother Fucking God. Similar to “I Swear To Fucking God” istfg, in that it is an escalation of the original term “I Swear To God” istg. A very dramatic phrase to be used only in exceptional circumstances.

John: I wrecked my car
Dave: ISTG John, again?
John: I hit yours.
Dave: ISTMFG

by thevalleyboy April 6, 2019

CWM

Short for “cool with me”.

John: Wanna meetup in an hour?
Jake: cwm

by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019

alza

A term for the drug Concerta, derived from the pill’s signature stamp “alza” which is followed by a number indicating it’s strength in number of milligrams of methylphenidate.

John: Got that alza man? I need to study all night tonight.

Dan: You bet man, I’ve got some 36’ers.

by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019

St. Louie

A slang term for the city of St. Louis in Missouri. Popularized by St. Louis native rapper Nelly who produced a song in 2000 titled “St. Louie”.

Nelly: “Mmmmm you can find me in St. Louie

Where the gun play ring all day (nanana)

Some got jobs and some sell yea'

Others just smoke and fuck all day…”

by thevalleyboy July 21, 2019

Cap a mf

(Verb): Meaning to kill a person, specifically (but not always) to kill a mother fucker with a gun.

Antwon: Yo Confandre’s bitch ass snitched on you!
DeShawn: Look like I’m a cap a mf.

by thevalleyboy July 11, 2019

iya

Abbreviation of “in your area” meaning you are near or close to the other party, typically used to express a desire to meetup with the other party.

John: *text* “iya”
Dan: *text* “okay let’s meet at the Starbucks”

by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019