A fruit used as the basic right of passage for pot smokers. The apple is used as a pipe when no alternative is available. The stem is removed and the top is punctured halfway through the apple towards the bottom with a pen, then a side hole is punctured to meetup with the first one. Load the top as a bowl and smoke. Once fried, eat the apple to temporarily combat your munchies.
Johndante: Aye man got a bowl or some sweets?
Dan: Nah man, got an apple though.
Johndante: Shyt man then stab that bitch!
Dan: Nah man, got an apple though.
Johndante: Shyt man then stab that bitch!
by thevalleyboy April 07, 2019
Abbreviation of I Swear To Mother Fucking God. Similar to “I Swear To Fucking God” istfg, in that it is an escalation of the original term “I Swear To God” istg. A very dramatic phrase to be used only in exceptional circumstances.
by thevalleyboy April 06, 2019
Someone who responds with the same thing you just said to them, similar to how a parakeet repeats speech it hears.
by thevalleyboy July 11, 2019
A term for the drug Concerta, derived from the pill’s signature stamp “alza” which is followed by a number indicating it’s strength in number of milligrams of methylphenidate.
by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019
by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019
Abbreviation of “in your area” meaning you are near or close to the other party, typically used to express a desire to meetup with the other party.
by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019
An emoji used on social media, especially Grindr, indicating that someone is looking, or wanting to hookup.
by thevalleyboy July 11, 2019