CWM

Short for “cool with me”.

John: Wanna meetup in an hour?
Jake: cwm

by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019

iya

Abbreviation of “in your area” meaning you are near or close to the other party, typically used to express a desire to meetup with the other party.

John: *text* “iya”
Dan: *text* “okay let’s meet at the Starbucks”

by thevalleyboy March 31, 2019

alza

A term for the drug Concerta, derived from the pill’s signature stamp “alza” which is followed by a number indicating it’s strength in number of milligrams of methylphenidate.

John: Got that alza man? I need to study all night tonight.

Dan: You bet man, I’ve got some 36’ers.

by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019

qf

Short for quick fuck.

John: Are you horny?
Dan: Yeah, a little.
John: Wanna hookup?
Dan: Yeah, but it has to be a qf, I’ve got to leave in ten minutes.
John: Bet.

by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019

Cap a mf

(Verb): Meaning to kill a person, specifically (but not always) to kill a mother fucker with a gun.

Antwon: Yo Confandre’s bitch ass snitched on you!
DeShawn: Look like I’m a cap a mf.

by thevalleyboy July 12, 2019

St. Louie

A slang term for the city of St. Louis in Missouri. Popularized by St. Louis native rapper Nelly who produced a song in 2000 titled “St. Louie”.

Nelly: “Mmmmm you can find me in St. Louie

Where the gun play ring all day (nanana)

Some got jobs and some sell yea'

Others just smoke and fuck all day…”

by thevalleyboy July 21, 2019

Thug

The politically correct version of nigger for a black person.

Anchorman: The thugs (black men) who ruthlessly vandalized this defenseless (white) suburban (rich) woman last night were apprehended earlier this morning.

by thevalleyboy July 21, 2019