when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.
Jason- (to himself) Damn, my text app doesn't work again. No nevermind. (starts calling Frank).
Frank- (recieving call) Hey.
Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)
Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.
Frank- (recieving call) Hey.
Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)
Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.
by thetryplethreat December 22, 2010
When common terms do not even grasp the greatness of what something is. That being, when something seen, done, or heard is inexplainable the term is used.
Bobby: Dude, last night two chicks propositioned me for a three way and for some weird reason I said "no."
Trent: What? Your totally fucked up!
Bobby: Yeah, but then three chicks came up, even hotter, and asked for a four-way!
Trent: Ion Busting man!
Trent: What? Your totally fucked up!
Bobby: Yeah, but then three chicks came up, even hotter, and asked for a four-way!
Trent: Ion Busting man!
by thetryplethreat October 18, 2010
When someone is past the phase of just plain stupid. It's more than blonde, special, slow, fucked up, and retarted. It is a retarted.
Clay: So what happened last night?
Kimberly: Well there was so much going on I was a retarted. I couldn't even find my underwear, I had to just leave.
Clay: You seem to do that often.
Kimberly: Well there was so much going on I was a retarted. I couldn't even find my underwear, I had to just leave.
Clay: You seem to do that often.
by thetryplethreat November 10, 2010