when a guy tries very hard to date the woman he loves or he feels attracted to but she inexorably turns down all his romantic proposals or she commits for a date but never turns up
"Hey Pal, how was the date with that smoking hot babe?"
"It was a disaster... she simply shit on my chest..."
"It was a disaster... she simply shit on my chest..."
by themilfonian November 01, 2011
Get the shit on my chestmug. The Smithsonian Institution was founded for the "increase and diffusion of knowledge" from a bequest to the United States by the British scientist James Smithson (1764–1829).
Milfonian comes paraphrasing the name of this noble institution. However, the Milfonian’s are not a beacon of knowledge among men, rather than a bunch of guys that worship MILF’s and are delighted having intercourses with them.
Milfonian comes paraphrasing the name of this noble institution. However, the Milfonian’s are not a beacon of knowledge among men, rather than a bunch of guys that worship MILF’s and are delighted having intercourses with them.
by themilfonian November 01, 2011
Get the milfonianmug. Typically a small and tacky discoteque where the MILF's and sometimes their daughters go for a spin once a week.
Luk: Hi mate, how was last night?
Rafael: We went to that milfodrome you recommended and I laid a couple of hot mums.
Luk: Sweet, it is such easy hunt!
Rafael: We went to that milfodrome you recommended and I laid a couple of hot mums.
Luk: Sweet, it is such easy hunt!
by themilfonian February 10, 2012
Get the milfodromemug. Act of love that involves the simultaneous use of at least three genitals, from this the name "tri" + "gen"
Richard: Hi dude, how did your Friday night end up?
Peter: Awasome! Jimmie and I met Annabritta and we had a fantastic trigen!
Richard: Cool man, you finally did it!
Peter: Awasome! Jimmie and I met Annabritta and we had a fantastic trigen!
Richard: Cool man, you finally did it!
by themilfonian February 05, 2014
Get the trigenmug. world famous discos where the MILFs usually go for a spin and where meet up with Cougars for a easy hunting session!
Tommy: "I am getting bored in this bar, what do you propose to do?"
LogJamming: "I have the place for you, let's go to the best milfoteque in town!"
LogJamming: "I have the place for you, let's go to the best milfoteque in town!"
by themilfonian November 03, 2011
Get the milfotequemug. Fucking (German pronunciation: ˈfʊkɪŋ, rhymes with "booking"2) is an Austrian village3 in the municipality of Tarsdorf,4 in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria. The village is 33 kilometres (21 mi) north of Salzburg, 4 kilometres (2.5 mi) east of the German border.
Despite having a population of only 104, the village has become famous for its name in the English-speaking world. Its road signs are a popular visitor attraction, and were often stolen by souvenir-hunting tourists until 2005, when they were modified to be theft-resistant.
Despite having a population of only 104, the village has become famous for its name in the English-speaking world. Its road signs are a popular visitor attraction, and were often stolen by souvenir-hunting tourists until 2005, when they were modified to be theft-resistant.
"Pleased to meet you, Mr Coitus. Where do you live in Austria?"
"I live in a fucking village called Fucking"
"I live in a fucking village called Fucking"
by themilfonian November 01, 2011
Get the Fuckingmug. People that soffer of narcolepsy, they tend to fall deeply asleep in any circunmstances: while driving, during important meetings, while they are having sex, while they are talking of something or even writing on a black board before a classroom.
Ole: C'mon I cannot take this anymore Jon
Jon: What!? What did I do now?
Ole: You did it again, sleeping beauty! You felt asleep during the meeting!!!
Jon: oopss, sorry... did anybody realize that?
Jon: What!? What did I do now?
Ole: You did it again, sleeping beauty! You felt asleep during the meeting!!!
Jon: oopss, sorry... did anybody realize that?
by themilfonian March 23, 2012
Get the sleeping beautymug.