theman's definitions

bruiser

Just your typical Wrong Island Short person.

Bruiser is short and has never owned a DSM

by TheMan April 21, 2005

tinkerbell

The man, god, also known as Randy Moss. Tinkerbell owns all those who step in his way. Tinkerbell has a team, "Team Tink" he does whatever he wants to whoever he wants. Also Tinkerbell is the #2 RPS player in the nation a feat very few can reach.

Randy Moss is the best example that comes to mind

by theman December 5, 2003

hizzowned

When you completely own someone at something.

I just hizzowned Joe in Halo.

by TheMan July 26, 2004

Days of the Week

Monday – Damn, Monday’s suck!
Tuesday – At least it’s not Monday!
Wednesday – The week is half over!
Thursday – Is it Friday yet?
Friday – Thank God it’s Friday!
Saturday – I did WHAT last night?
Sunday – Damn, tomorrow is Monday!

Use these definitions as you see fit.

by TheMan August 24, 2004

booty nudge

A poke or other physical act by someone to awaken their spouse for sexual liaisons. This is similar to a Booty Call, but between married partners.

I had fallen asleep and was awoken with a booty nudge by my horny wife for sex.

or

The best sex with my husband is when he wakes me up really early in the morning with a booty nudge for a hook up.

by TheMAn January 23, 2014

padua academy

an all girls school where lesbians frequently try to put down certain female students/athletes who refuse to satisfy their "womanly needs"..

Coach: you want to play? come in my office for a couple minutes (wink wink)
athlete: NO, i AM STRAIGHT!
coach: you're off the team.. wait no, you're expelled!

by theman February 23, 2005

phat beef injection

see anal

Tom gave Harry a phat beef injection

by TheMan March 8, 2004