Definitions by thebiggestbossyouveseenthusfar

I'm not gonna lie 

One of the gayest expressions commonly used today. Often used before stating something obvious or something that no one would bother to lie about. This expression is over used and almost always makes the user look like a douche.

-I'm not gonna lie, that movie was terrible.

-I know, why would someone lie about that?

I'm not gonna lie by thebiggestbossyouveseenthusfar December 1, 2009

bye week hell 

what a fantasy football manager experiences when one or more significant players has a bye and that lack of points screws your team that week

-Dammit, Turner and Portis have byes this week, what do I do?

-No idea, sounds like you're in bye week hell.

bye week hell by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 28, 2009

man mix

A mix CD or playlist that is made for the intended purposes of giving to another man in a heterosexual fashion or for the purpose of listening to it with fellow men.

The man mix I made for Brian included the 40 minute long techno mega mix, Bone Thugs, Ludacris, Bon Jovi, Pitbull, Black eyed peas, Kid Rock, Lil John and Turbonegro.

man mix by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 20, 2009

second virginity 

1. This is lost when a person has sex with their second partner.

2. This is lost when someone does anal for the first time.

1. I would bet Lucas has a 25% chance of loosing his virginity to a guy and about a 50% chance of loosing his second virginity to a guy.

2. -I heard Brian lost his second virginity

- Yeah, I know that's gross.

second virginity by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 20, 2009

trade rape 

A term used to describe a fantasy football trade in which one team recieves a much better player or players. This term may also apply to other fantasy sports.

Cody was trade raped by Ryan when he traded Ryan Grant for Anquan Boldin.

trade rape by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 20, 2009

househusband

(n.) King of the castle. Ruler of the roost... until his wife comes home from work. This is one of the lowest titles a man can have, often said to be lower than unemployed. This is the masculine form of the word housewife.

-Do you think Lucas will ever have a job?

-No, but I think he would be a good househusband anyway.

househusband by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 20, 2009

Eskimo buddies 

These are the same thing as eskimo brothers except you only hook up with them without having sex.

-Yeah, Brian's going out with Jessica.

-Wow, just think how many Eskimo buddies he has.

Eskimo buddies by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 15, 2009