thebiggestbossyouveseenthusfar's definitions

belt buckle

here's how it goes down:

"wanna see my belt buckle?"

*person or people look at crotch area

*person who asked "wanna see my belt buckle?" lifts up shirt/sweatshirt displaying his/her upper bush area above the slightly pulled down underwear and pants

by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar February 8, 2010

second virginity

1. This is lost when a person has sex with their second partner.

2. This is lost when someone does anal for the first time.

1. I would bet Lucas has a 25% chance of loosing his virginity to a guy and about a 50% chance of loosing his second virginity to a guy.

2. -I heard Brian lost his second virginity

- Yeah, I know that's gross.

by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 20, 2009

gay porn

two words that, when used together, work nicely to express frustration.

guy 1: God dammit! the Vikings lost because of a bullshit pass interference call.

guy 2: Ah! I know. Gay porn!

by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar February 4, 2010

novembush

this is when a female grows out her bush in the month of November. Similar to novembeard.

-Eww. You here about Jessica?
-Yeah. I don't know why brian likes it when Jessica grows out the novembush.

by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 3, 2009

The 0,1,2 Scale

A simple yet sophisticated scale for measuring the opposite sex. Designed and made popular by the BCE.

0: Used to describe someone who you would never have sex with.
1: Used to describe someone who you would have sex with but wouldn't tell anyone or someone you would have sex with while drunk.
2: You'd definitely give 'em the business.

-I'd never bang that chick.
-You're gay, based on The 0,1,2 Scale, she's at least a 1.

by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar February 13, 2010

I'm not gonna lie

One of the gayest expressions commonly used today. Often used before stating something obvious or something that no one would bother to lie about. This expression is over used and almost always makes the user look like a douche.

-I'm not gonna lie, that movie was terrible.

-I know, why would someone lie about that?

by thebiggestbossyouveseenthusfar December 1, 2009

househusband

(n.) King of the castle. Ruler of the roost... until his wife comes home from work. This is one of the lowest titles a man can have, often said to be lower than unemployed. This is the masculine form of the word housewife.

-Do you think Lucas will ever have a job?

-No, but I think he would be a good househusband anyway.

by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 20, 2009